Wade F. Perry

Love my family, my country, my dog, my shotguns, due process, equal rights, our coast, local seafood, live music, hunting and fishing.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

This is how I knew Auburn Jesus was no longer an Auburn fan

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Elite-level hating at the USC-UNC game

[U.S. Secretary of Common Sense @ScottButtram]

Well, the Tuberville residency issue just took a turn, but I don't know in what direction.. I have no idea what this means or if it means anything. But they didn't redact a barcode? Which everyone with a pulse knows holds nothing but data? Why? #alpolitics @Mark_McEathron

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Peaceful, foggy night on the Lower Alabama coast.

[Aubie, M.D. 🦚 @DrAubie]

There are only two options at this point:
1. Cohen can fire Hugh tomorrow
2. Roberts can fire them both on Monday

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

What she said.

[MTP @marytylerpoor]

Fire that fake pious snake oil salesman. Tonight. He never deserved this job and he never will. War Eagle.

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Fire him now.

[Justin Hokanson @_JHokanson]

Auburn is No. 126 nationally and last in the SEC in red-zone TD percentage this season.

Last season? No. 122 nationally and last in the SEC.

The Tigers' red-zone struggles remain a recurring problem and it's proving costly.

🔗 https://t.co/Lff6j7uTTX

[Callie🦖 @soAUcal]

War eagle!

Fire him anyway!!!!!

[Aubie, M.D. 🦚 @DrAubie]

6-1 #10 Vanderbilt vs 6-1 #15 Missouri next week. Winning team’s coach gets first dibs on turning down the Auburn job for a raise this December

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

No. He's a terrible human being, as well.

[Russian Aubie @WarDamnDeuce]

Hugh Freeze — respectfully, please hang it up. You just don’t have it like you used to, and it’s absolutely killing a fanbase who deserves far more than this. We like you as a human being, just not as our head football coach anymore.

-DroppaDeuce

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Now do Hugh Freeze.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

BREAKING: Florida has FIRED HC Billy Napier 👀

The nightmare is FINALLY OVER.

Napier was 22-23 as Florida’s HC over the last 4 seasons.

Who should be the next Florida HC? ⬇️

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Struggling to wrap my brain around FSU, Stanford being a conference game.

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

You can take the boy out of West Virginia, etc.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Just shut up, man. We had more penalties than points. Again.
Fire him now.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

You know he was two seconds from comparing his treatment by the refs to that of Jesus by Pontius Pilate

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

What Republicans learned from this race was that they were just going to have to be fine with some pedophilia. Roy Moore could probably restart his political career now. -OS

[Olivia @oliviacwhat]

Marco Rubio learning he’s going to have to also coach the Auburn Tigers football team

[Wade F. Perry @WadeFPerry]

Fire him now.

[Kevin Scarbinsky @KevinScarbinsky]

Hugh Freeze almost halfway through Year 3:

14-16 overall
5-13 SEC
1-10 vs. ranked teams
0-6 vs. ranked teams on the road

PPG in those 16 losses: 15.2