Wade Gardner

Reader. Tweeter. Sandwich eater.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

The Fedora population in #Portland is out of control, so I’m setting a few ground rules.

It is acceptable to wear a Fedora if...

1. You’re in pursuit of an ancient religious artifact that belongs in a museum.

2. You’re being pursued by a Cretaceous-era carnivore.

That’s it.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@_willcompton Good point. When do they play?

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@ClutchSportsND Cool. Maybe next year!

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@DryfitVenables Good take. Enjoy the offseason.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@josh_dobbs1 Narrator voice: It wasn’t.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@dannykanell Can’t wait to pump fake it and hit Bernard streaking down the sideline.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@Matt_Pinner Heroic.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@ThomasSowell Thomas

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@JayJDONDA @iGot_AlldaGame Peyton Thorne was a bottom tier 3 star prospect, the 16th ranked player in the historically talent rich state of *checks notes* Illi-frickin-nois. Milroe’s back-ups are highly rated 4 and 5 stars. Not saying they’re better, but this take is just objectively wrong.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@shannonsharpeee At least his team won a sports thing.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@SSN_Alabama Easily the best.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@jk_rowling She will.

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@ExcelHumor #REF

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@CramerTracker

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

Forrest Gump for no particular reason

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@BBGreatMoments

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@notkdk3 My man had to do some grade school level research to numb the pain 😂

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@MattMoscona I was gonna say, “Just take the L,” but this is so much better. Thank you. 🐘

[Wade Gardner @WadeG6]

@1045espn @MattMoscona Oh my… The linear passage of time done did this man so dirty. #rolleth 🤷🏻‍♂️