Pontius Wade

Nerd. CPA. Been in this simulation for 33 years.

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

⬇️⬇️👇👇💯💯

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Can we talk about how friendly Chicagoans are? Such a different vibe from the west and east coasts.

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Don’t let his son drive him home

[TMZ @TMZ]

🤵 Andy Reid prepares for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding with a tuxedo fitting!

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@LaVidaLysandra 730 🙂

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Once again I must declare that hangover horny is just an entirely different animal

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

My mom called me this morning to complain about the lack of jelly in her donut from Dunkin and I was like mom you bought your house for 36 cents and sold it for three quarters of a million please leave me alone

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Me and who

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I’m going back to sleep brb

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

@breedelio Have some self respect and stop shilling for Polymarket

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Who’s up

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@LaVidaLysandra Maintenance for the local baseball fields

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Drunk at top golf might swan dive off the third deck

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@LaVidaLysandra

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

@KristenParlay23 I got snacks at the crib if you need to pit stop

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

The World Cup is showing that humanity really is capable of thriving with each other and different cultures. Not behind a screen. Not being brainwashed by elite propaganda. Just people from different places enjoying each other’s presence in real life. It’s beautiful to watch.

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

The gift

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rubio on Trump's White House UFC fight on his birthday:

"It's a gift to the American people."

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

These could theoretically happen simultaneously. I think it might break the space time continuum though.

[Cristina🫶🏽 @CristinaBets]

What’s a better feeling? Hitting a parlay or getting ya dick sucked? 🤣🤣🤣😂

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Happy Friday Fuckers!!

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@LaVidaLysandra OG SportsCenter before school >>>

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Back and ready to play who’s up

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

Still going for Thursday night burger and beers so I’ll be back later for horny hours 🫡

[Pontius Wade @Wadethesecond]

@HaroldRKuntz3 @KristenParlay23