@greatergoods I have fallen in deep love with my digital scale and tattooed my body just for you! My charity of choice is the #ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union). Hope you have a great day!
Just used the restroom at this restaurant and some guy was washing his hands and there was no soap so he ripped the dispenser off the wall and said “guess there’s no soap.” Alright calm down hulk.
Things might seem bad here, but never forget America is one of the most incredible places to live. Don't ever stop fighting for your freedoms.
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