Waffling

burner. just writing bullshiiiit
fiveteen just a babeh

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.

[🪽P E C🪽 @AngelicImmunity]

Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)

[lil @lilifying]

milk my prostate and stroke my cock a little if i'm wrong but isn't sonic the hedgehog a cat?

[choc @parfya]

this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

“She foided around the room hypergamousley”

[! @grey990s]

I was talking to this girl last night and I told her to follow me on instagram. She said, “What does a follow on Instagram mean to you?” My dumbass said everything. 😭

[SsjShizuku @ssjkids]

@YukiLunarq Wonder Wom-

[yume.png @uponaveryisland]

there's so much bullshit happening in one picture omfg

[Jess “unauthorised woman” @UnauthWoman]

every friend group got the two homies carrying the incestuous flame

[profressionally trained actor @rygospussy]

#ok

[charlotte of steel‼💥💥 @steelnil]

it's crazy how the evolution of tung tung tung sahur mirrors what happened to god. originally just a minor deity in a large pantheon of gods who ended up absorbing traits from all the other deities until becoming The God.

you never hear about tralalero tralala anymore. he's Baal

[Dr. Zomboss @realchunguslarp]

>Plants vs Zombies fandom
>plant fans
>zombie fans
>constantly fighting each other

[Connecticuter 🍇🌲 @nutmegger740]

Free epic comeback to use

[sam 🐡 @messygirI]

There wasn’t even a sign I actually just made that up to sound more normal

[𝑩𝚛𝘶𝑛𝔒 @brxnobxcci]

My mom said we can go vibrator shopping on my birthday yaaay

[jacob @FUCK6R]

god you're the worst. i've Got to fuck you

[deepfaked @russiacore]

texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin
emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You

[Waffling @Wafflingfor1hr]

@stwabalt @eriiquo @missoftee @ewkewpid Julie sorta works

[💫SCARY Tribe 13X (3-1)🎃🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

The left are calling people raped and posting ai gigachad gifs and the right is posting gender bent harry potter fanfiction and is concerned about the depiction of a black girl in an animated project this shit means nothing anymore

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

six seveeeeen