stargirl

no babe . Muslim . funniest person you’ll ever meet. I deal with useless vendors for a living

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

If you know what is good for you
Don’t buy shit from this guy
A scammer through and through

[247 CARS 🚘 @Mi_6ix]

Money needed
Peugeot 406
D8 Engine
Good condition
2M Negotiable
DM, CALL OR WHATSAPP [phone] for more ENQUIRIES

[Fai Rolling Dollars💸🦋 @FaizahFunmilola]

One of my deepest fears in life is my kids going to school or becoming friends with kids whose parents genuinely love cooking and are actually good at it.

Omooo, dem go think say I hate them o

[Dza @_ladizaloca_]

I'm trying to figure out why I'm attracted to him but not to Aaron Pierre. Maybe cos he's darker skinned? Or is it cos there's a bit more ruggedness to him?

[Abdulqader Ghazi @mk_ghazii]

Whether it's true or not, I don't see why anyone should get riled up over location slander. Banter happens everywhere. If you can't take one against your state, you're proving their point.

Also, she's not the first to call Kano smelly. Many people agree Kano is smelly.

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

Welp I must be a time traveller lmao

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

So each generation gets their own version that’s cool

[Manny @1manny_fs]

Who be Klaus? Abeg no betray tommy oo😭

[🍒 @nimibillions]

nobody should shout, but what if we include a buju mug too?

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

who will help me judge this my short story I feel like it’s missing something

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

I NO SAY NA TURN BY TURN NA ME STILL BE NEXT

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

As soon as I hear uuhhh yeah my body just starts to shake 😭😭😭😭

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

New love language unlocked : asake

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

There’s crack in this ending

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

@ITZ_SVDIQ

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

TIMBERLAND IS MY FAVORITE SHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Gwamnati‎=͟͟͞★ @n94cy]

I will continue to hold men to a mirror of themselves until one day they hold the mirror to themselves on their own.

[kay ⋆˚✿˖° @jasimisinclair]

I don’t know if y’all heard but Amir was unhoused!

[stargirl @WaHafMo_]

Ugh this my short story 🤣😭

[23 @sinatraxxiii]

After an exchange in which she was abusive toward me, she apologised. I subsequently made it clear that nothing romantic was going to happen between us. There were later occasions when I told her I did not want to have sex.

[yorubafulani🎀 ⭕️ @aj_lemi]

Black people getting over critical of ADW is so fucking stupid.
You can watch never have I ever , heartbreak high, chop campus the summer I turned foolish and be gagging that shit but with ADW y’all are turning it to an IMDb rating session.
Oh please. 🫩

[LOLO👸🤍 @Nazannwa]

lol, no worry. who dey use mouth drive motor no dey get accident

[cuck franklin @_Cordelra_]

There’s something very Blair Underwood about him