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[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@_PhyscoSins Problem with Kenyans you buy a 25m shillings car for 2m and you think you're driving a 2m car.
Car depreciates rapidly but parts and maintenance costs don't.
The maintenance and parts are for a 25m shillings car.
If you can't handle that, wachana nayo.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@Ngangat1 @Trackmann2 If it left at 81k MILES and its being sold with 85k MILES, that means it has done 4k MILES locally.
That's 6500km locally.
Mombasa Port to Nairobi is 500km.
The car must've been used extensively locally, ikaoga ikarudi soko.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@shatevajr @edwinsifuna Walked into a studio and complained 'Hakuna Mayeng'
long before this.

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@ahmednasirlaw Deputy lied himself into power through sympathy.
Kenyans are a lot wiser.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@pkmwiandi Holding a guy accountable to his own unprompted promises isn't expecting a miracle.

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@moneyacademyKE Difference?

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@alexmwanzo Bro, you seem to be tailing this Bird, ringfencing her and scaring off potentials...
Is that you at the front of the queue?

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@Ohta_Ryota @profkagwanja Who mentored Jomo Kenyatta?
Who mentored all the first Presidents post colonialism?
Who mentored Uhuru Kenyatta first time against Kibaki?
Who mentored Obama?
If you are not prepared and need to be mentored, talk for yourself.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@KenyanSays @ArapTilingi @KeKirwa

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@GideonKimaiyo_ With the frequent blackouts in rural areas, lift not working, imagine a 75 year old Guka trying to make it to his 15th floor apartment as opposed to gently shuffling into his hut shooing aside his loving chickens...

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@001VILLAGER @Keerulanah Creativity...

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@Shemido1 Don't embarass yourself, make Google your friend.

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@Killion2516 @mbiti_mwondi In short the incumbent should get a free pass.
Very wise of you.
Problem is watu tayari wanalia arun.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@ItsGregy_ Just wondering where you guys pick your wives from because, Wueh!

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@LegacySiu Mesut Ozil..

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@GathogoBMwangi @AnselmNges39210 Siaya needs to improve, Bwana...

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@alexmwanzo Joker's request.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@PatrickCarSales Bro, all publicity is good.
As long as your credibility stands.
You are now the most talked about Car Salesman.
A win by any metrics.
Kudos.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@dklaston @Kamtu_Ka_Chai 50/50 sounds lukewarm for such an expensive ride.
It should be open-mouth Wow!
I normally borrow/hire a similar ride for say, a weekend, and if it works, jump in with both feet.
Else, one can be straddled with an expensive disappointment gobbling cash while losing value daily.

[Wahalla @Wahalla9]

@KijanayaKabras "Well-off family" and 'Son of a nobody' zinaingiliana wapi?
Selling chicken by the roadside?
Long con unravelled.