Waitress Failure

i spent four years in college and racked up tens of thousands in student debt for a career i gave up on while still in my 20s. What else would you call this?

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

Are negative numbers an option? https://t.co/JbrWxov6i6

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

How competent is your hostess? 1-10

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@bitchywaiter stella's!!!

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True dat. https://t.co/Z0ucIhx7cQ

[Waiter Wallet @WaiterWallet]

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[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

Alright I'm done. Don't wait for me to beg to see you while I'm home visiting. Over it. #friendssuck #whatfriends?

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@Dena629 sometimes the hosts don't even get this. I blame everything on them.

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Day off motto ♡ https://t.co/xoOWPkmTbx

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Hey server friends: Lets build a community for waiters and waitresses that can help us share our voice! http://t.co/lTDMIE26IZ

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@bglaus @tguinan_ox oh man when one person suggests water for everyone! Grr

[Ben @bglaus]

@tguinan_ox @WaitressFail All waters for the table #annoyyourserverin5words

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I'm not drunk, I'm standing #ThingsDrunkMeSaid

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I can't feel my chin #ThingsDrunkMeSaid

[Tricia @tguinan_ox]

@WaitressFail can we have separate checks? #annoyyourserverin5words

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Another newbie asked me to plz not throw silverware at dish bc 'the water is yucky and can splash.' No shit. That won't stop anyone.

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

I'm out for 2 weeks and they fill the place w new ppl. One girl ran into me as she walked quickly and looked backward. Hello? Served before?

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

@BitterAssServer most likely to ask for 4/20 off. Four way tie and they'd all be stoned. #serverawards2015

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

But wait, how the heck are we on a wait if there are 18 open tables?!? Are we in the same freaking restaurant? #serverproblems

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

Finally said something to the hostess about everyone else being sat. She says there are 18 open tables and they are following rotation.

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

Been at work for 20 minutes. No tables, but a table that was sat when I got here has since been re-sat, so that's good. #serverproblems

[Waitress Failure @WaitressFail]

It's my friend's birthday... #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words