Sassy Waitress

A safe place to say all the things I really want to say to guests!

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Currently sitting here watching everyone freak out.

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@Blasian_SRH it's significantly better and so much cheaper. Try Butter It Up too.

[Moonshine Throwdown @MoonShineTD]

After Week 1 of the season, who do you think will win the #MoonshineThrowdown

RT for #Marshall
FAV for #WKU

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

According to this little girl, she is just like @serenawilliams. http://t.co/xhjWDguiMQ

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So is it sad that my phone automatically connects to the bar's wifi?

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Holy Fuck! What a shift!

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I'm guessing next week schedule will be like a clip out of Gladiator? If you win you get to work #stillnotposted #fight2thedeath #beercooler

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So needless to say, it's going to be rough one out there kids

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One of my favorite managers is going to be gone all weekend and the other one just doesn't get my sass yet 🍤😫🍴

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I have the next two days off thanks to the underground trading system we have created

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Fuck a Monday!

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Brace yourself guys, the beginning of the month is fast approaching

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@PatrickRenick it's not like they could see it anyway

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I know hell is a real place because bottomless soup and salad combos still exist

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No you can't have a fucking baked potato!

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Training shifts = bartender's bitch for the next 5 hours

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We all work with those servers that you can con out of their shift with a smile and a boob grab, or a funny text message

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To all my night shifters....may the force be with you!

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People that order their steaks well done should not be able to vote