Heard In Waitrose

Posting remarks overheard in the aisles of Britain's poshest supermarket. Parody.

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[Heard In Waitrose @Waitrose_Quotes]

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[Heard In Waitrose @Waitrose_Quotes]

Lady: Darling?
Man: Yes dear?
Lady: Cashews and goats’ milk in our basket?
Man: For the squirrels of course
Lady: Oh you're good

[Heard In Waitrose @Waitrose_Quotes]

‘Elspeth, can you get a lime please sweetheart?’
‘Yes mummy. Is it for your Gin & Tonic?’
‘Yes, of course it is.’

[Heard In Waitrose @Waitrose_Quotes]

Woman to friend, “You’ve lost a quite a bit of weight recently!”
He replies, “It’s because I stopped adding truffle oil to everything.”