David Walusimbi

Pharmacist | Global Health

[David Walusimbi @WalasDavid]

It has been the honor of my life to graduate from the prestigious @tcddublin 🎓 I am exceedingly humbled. Everything about this journey was sublime! Regards to everyone who made it possible

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How many white people are in Senegal’s national football team?

[Useful Idiot @ZeeroBrain]

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[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Vik! 🫱🫲

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Mikel Arteta is younger than Patrice Évra by the way but while Arteta is leading a whole club to glory, Évra is running banter gimmicks against a 16 year old Max Dowman.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

Liverpool star Ibrahima Konate says deaths of Diogo Jota and his father led him to 'lose all interest in everything', suffering from depression as his form collapsed and his contract ended https://t.co/1NzI80l9vh

[Arjun Rathore @Oiarjunrathore]

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

[Chaos Theory @Samwyri]

“Different issues require different levels of communication. A public holiday announcement may need only a short note. But a pandemic, epidemic, security matter, tourism advisory, investment issue, financial policy, diplomatic matter, or national crisis requires depth, context, reassurance, and precision.
That is the difference between content creation and strategic communication.”

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Colin Asiimwe @Spartakussug]

Guys have already named him Sujjas?

Naye Ugandans 😂

[Rickman Manrick @RickmanManrick]

It's not even about Arsenal. But that's exactly how people want you to fail when you're doing well in life.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Who are the 2025/2026 premier league Champions? @grok. Answer in one word.

[Muhereza Kyamutetera @StKyamutetera]

https://t.co/uKMtifgnY5

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

I generally find no problem with @kasujja’s one line press releases, for as long as they serve the purpose without losing anything more important. If anything, they’ve attracted more attention to the messages being relayed. Coming from a background of philosophy, I find a problem with any argument that starts with: ‘that’s not how it should be’. If it ends there, without providing convincing reasons why it ‘should be’ like that, it is mere (uncritical) conformism with conventions.

The only bit of a problem I find with the one liners (as a researcher) is the potential difficulty to understand their context in future. A researcher looking at some of them in 2040 may not easily understand the context and rationale in and around them.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Premier league title.
FA Cup
2 Bundesliga titles.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Names of clubs that won the 2025/2026 premier league title.

A thread.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Threepeat.