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[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@safwan_yazid @BoboWamboiKuria Woiye🤣🤣🤣🤣uliamka asubuhi kwenda Google kuangalia kama Morocco played Netherlands

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@SomoinaKapeen In terms of hue mans who fall under this calibre? I'm thinking it's the asians 😂😅

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@Kimuzi_ What's bullshit about it?

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@ShawryForKisii @ronnieonly You genuinely seem like a good person ronnie

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@SomoinaKapeen That's why naskia kuchapa boss mangumi and send my resignation Sai sai

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@AOchiawuto @xKnowledgeBANK Evil spirit.......you think you're special more than the snake??
The world can survive without you but not the snake.
#stayguided

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Ukiskia butterflies kwa tumbo after meeting someone RUN!!! Kama energy yake iko sawa unafaa kuwa calm...

[Absaa Halake🇵🇸 @AbsaaHalake]

@daweed_004 Kenyans are delusional lots. Huwa wanajiona they're the better many african countries sijui hii superiority complex wametoa wapi because haiko hata kwa ground.

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@Kimuzi_ @CabralGran4real Uko sure kimunzi.kcse inamatter wapi? Kila MTU atumie akili mahali Yuko
#seasons

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@KeKirwa Aki wanna wakenya hua mnajiabisha. Exposure man exposure

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@budranoia @KeKirwa Mbona hakushika???

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@bungomaduke @DnbDeno Sasa hii NI swali gani pia wewe?

[Cecilia Bosire @_cecili_a]

@_stayliquidd A terrible husband can’t be a good father
How you treat their mother is part of being a good father.
Applies to mothers too

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@asubwa_denis @amenya_nelson MTU ako Brussel unataka kumfunza kizungu?
DON'T BE SLOW

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@Bearded_Leon @Mash_Keny That's the point ama?

[ziggy~Nyauu @Walasheee]

@MartinMarete @mbiti_mwondi Amkaa utakojoa Kwa kitanda wewe

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@Za_Kimotho Malindi aki. Wacha leader huko unashindwa kama kuna hata watu wazima aki

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Lips as above so below…Nose for Men

[aree_shuklajii @th_anonymouse]

A Chinese man dressed up as a pregnant woman and strolled through the streets of India.

He was harassed, stalked, touched, and chased by Indian men. 🤡🤡

What a bunch of assholes.

Absolutely shameful.