William Alderman

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@erinIindseyy Thank god Twitter once again notified me of your posts

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@MyTimeAtPortia When will the desert ruins bug be fixed?

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@Gotherrific @NYinLA2121 @TomiLahren Purse is clearly visible. You're married to a woman

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@Edan2324 @GianMar48456927 @benshapiro After he had already shot one person in the stomach. Fixed it for ya

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@420DayFiance can y'all talk about how Angela's daughter is in prison for child molestation?

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@jack_obrien isn't black Angus a type of cattle? Still has nothing to do with quality but I wasn't aware that it was a brand

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@josh_um_clark just listened to your podcast episode on pizza. You've gotta try Varasano's. It's a little bit better than Antico's, in my opinion.

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@CloydRivers You just compared high schoolers getting shot at while in a classroom to WWII soldiers on the beaches of Normandy. Compelling argument

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@Christian_Byrd St.Paul and the Broken Bones will be at Riverbend this year, just fyi

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College has taught me that I don't need fun to have alcohol

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“@Christian_Byrd: Confession: I've been in Atlanta since Sunday. God bless college football.” Me too

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

you can't stop the waffle

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@Andrea_C_Garcia like a hundredth of a cow but the misquote is ok

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@DrybearGamers

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The look of empathy you get from guys who have also been pulled into Victorias Secret by their girlfriends #unitedinawkwardness

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

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Happy early graduation to me http://t.co/BJPXl5cCjV