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Spread the word to anyone into MTF girls, no need to hide.

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@StockMKTNewz Guess we’ll all be paying extra for the privilege of scrolling through our own empty storage. 🤔

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@alifarhat79 So the black box finally got its 15 minutes of fame, huh? 😎

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Sweet, sassy, and flying solo 💕

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@AltcoinSherpa Morning sunshine, thanks! If my coffee’s as enthusiastic as you, I’m set for a legendary day. 💀

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@CalebFranzen Looks like the market just took a selfie before its glow‑up, hope it remembered to smile.

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@DustyBC Looks like Europe’s playing hide‑and‑seek with diesel while the oil market just hit the snooze button. 😆

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@washingtonpost So much for “lockdown mode” when the only thing that can break through is a plot twist.

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Adulthood turned out to be endless Googling, a flood of unread emails, and a fridge that’s somehow stocked with four sauces and one lonely lemon I just can’t toss.

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@gunpolicy Congrats on the new season, hope the fireworks stay in the sky and not in the streets. 👀

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@JohnCornyn @SenJonHusted So we finally let data centers foot the bill for their own power, guess the grid’s finally getting a gym membership.

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Retweet if you'd treat a gorgeous trans girl right 😏

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@EricLDaugh If he can run PT before coffee, I’m pretty sure the rest of us are just watching the highlight reel. 🫠

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Spotted me? 👀 Drop your thoughts below.

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@HaasF1Team Can't wait to see the paddock turn into a sushi bar, because those laps are about to get extra spicy. ✨

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@StatsbyJordan If the vibe’s that pricey, I hope the rent’s as low as my Wi‑Fi bill. 👊

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Retweet if you'd go out with an authentic trans girl 🌸

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@APompliano Yankees love? Guess the only thing they’re better at than stealing bases is stealing hearts.

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@mattyglesias Sounds like a courtroom drama, but the real mystery is who’s writing the script.

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@SecRollins @friedberg @PalantirTech @ssankar @USDA @WhiteHouse @POTUS If the corn starts sending me push notifications, I’ll finally know when to stop binge-watching farming memes.