Walkey

he/him | Currently Existing™

[NHL @NHL]

THE @CANES ARE THE 2026 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!! 🌪️

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[doomer @uncledoomer]

theres a "fix everything right now" button for your colon

[The 41st Precinct @The41stPrecinct]

Grace Ashcroft in Resident Evil Requiem gets scared the exact same way as Luigi in Luigi’s Mansion.

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Tap to see Ryan Gosling

[Lindsay Bebout @lindsaybebout]

I’ve completely convinced myself that the Denver Broncos are winning on Sunday and I’m terrified about what impact that might have on my wellbeing

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Birth year of winning candidate of the last nine presidential elections in the US:

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1946

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

While we wait for #DENvsKC ...

RT for your chance to win a signed white mini helmet from @eazyengram! 🎁

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

'Tis the season of giving ... so we've got some 🎁's to give away!

RT for your chance to win a stadium exclusive mini-cooler cup.

And stay tuned for more opportunities to win! 👀

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Me on my first day of coin toss school https://t.co/rJKFuKy4wL

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

This is the dumbest fake controversy created by the new right. Talking about a student getting a bad grade for a bad paper as if it were a national emergency while Americans deal with an affordability crisis that the White House denies even exists. Manufacturing has contracted for nine months straight because of tariffs; 32,000 private sector jobs lost last month. But this story is the most important battle going on now. It's hard to think of a more unserious, out of touch political movement.

[Utah teapot 🫖 @SkyeSharkie]

i wonder why robotics companies would be focusing on high speed movement, crawling and martial arts instead of precision movements needed for things like doing the dishes... i wonder where speed, fall recovery, navigating obstacles and violence are the thing optimized for... hmmmm... HMMMMMMMMM.... i guess the world will never know

[5 @txrxvc]

the way the concept of “home clothes” is foreign to some people is wild, what do you mean you don’t change into home clothes as soon as you come in from outside??

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

Please keep in mind that in America, “socialism” means things like investing in infrastructure and public schools, or that health care should also include your teeth and eyes because they are parts of your body

[Hunter x Hunter 🃏 @HxHVizuals]

Today is the only day you can repost this

[𝖃-𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖞 @benkeithphoto]

All a distraction, it doesn’t matter. Linda with 5 kids buying a 12 pack of Coke so they can enjoy some semblance of sugary goodness is a drop in the ocean when your tax dollars fund bombing children and locking up families without due process

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i’m still convinced i can do this

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in D.C. went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

Each day is a new opportunity to learn of a new crab. What a world we live in, such joy.