Walkzingis 🚀

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@Kmarkobarstool savage rippin whiskey at Harvard - Brown lax

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@billmaher Thank you Bill!

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The liberal media is still making this about Trump being terrible. Which he, but still

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If you don't text me or even leave a voicemail, I will not be getting back to you

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@BarstoolTrent For a dude who likes blow he can keep it calm

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borderline hilarious that this suggests Time magazine skews right

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@jack Wondering why you allow this hate machine to continue running

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@BarstoolBigCat Huh

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Hockey is a great sport #StanleyCup

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If you're rooting for the Caps you probably wear cargo shorts and eat chapstick #StanleyCupFinals2018

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@AlissaViolet I'll give you a Snickers bar if you hang out with me

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The Joker is a villain, but TDKR is just as good. Fight me

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.@firstwefeast so a pretty unique marketing strategy that the sauce that is most popular, that people will actually buy, so sold out.
https://t.co/skEIpRSqfO

Let us know how this works for you guys

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This is gonna be a great series

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Finds deserted island

a message in a bottle washes onto the beach

*opens bottle*

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Short hair Thor challenges Batman for best superhero. Loses, but challenges

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Short hair Thor > long hair Thor

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.@PFTCommenter fear meter at this point?

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@BarstoolRia Khloé is gross

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I may yell "snake!" next time I'm getting off a plane cuz it's still insane to me how long it takes for people to get off an airplane

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@realDonaldTrump think about this one and try again