©arly

i love a good avocado.

[moneypenny. @ErinTheEsthie]

Ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever I see children in the daytime

[©arly @wall_2_WALLsh]

Referring to me as “a fully capable grown adult” is only okay when I do it

[©arly @wall_2_WALLsh]

I’ll never forgive Disney for replacing Kimberly j. Brown with Sara Paxton in the 4th Halloweentown

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

[©arly @wall_2_WALLsh]

My superpower is watching a tv series and recognizing the supporting actors from my favorite 2000s-2010s teen dramas

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willow. You asked for a high five. But she is very small. Hopes a medium to low five is okay too. 12/10

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The silent treatment is a form of emotional abuse.

It's used to control a situation and to avoid healthy communication.

Here's why:

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

It's days like today that I just need to see an otter getting its temperature checked. You might too.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Squire. He's struggling a bit at his new job because they use Windows instead of Mac. Also because he cannot read. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willow. She is very excited to show off her brand-new teeth. She made them herself. 12/10 AND 5/5 dentists recommend Willow

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He's your nurse today. The good news is that your X-rays show you're filled with bones. The bad news is that he wants them. 14/10

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Retweet if you'd choose petting a dog over pretty much anything else.

[©arly @wall_2_WALLsh]

Highschool me was such a little shithead

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am going to be. very honest

i deserve endless love and affection

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Georgie. He is currently busy calling the mothership. Please do not disturb him. 13/10

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

seems like a good time to remind everyone that the USWNT is the elite soccer team from this country.