Wall Chronicles

Introvert • Nerd • MrNoNonSense

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@AfiaDimple_ Hello

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@sepril23NG I want

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Me I’ve sold my shares oo… to buy full tank for my car. 🚗⛽😂

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I bought 500 MTN Nigeria shares in 2022 at ₦169 each.
Today in Sept 2025, they’re ₦435 each.
Sounds like I’m balling, right? 🤑
Wait first… let’s break it down. A thread 🧵👇

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Meanwhile, Nigeria’s inflation has been dancing around 18–21% per year.
So even in naira, my “profit” doesn’t stretch as far as it looks.

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@Teeniiola I hope they have toilet(s) available for everyone there… just saying

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Years ago, when I was younger I used to wake up feeling like Hercules. Now, I wake up feeling like a wrecked ship. Thank God for Life tho 🙏

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@thenihiin I have my life

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Every year Tim Cook be like “this is the best apple product ever”

In my mind I be like “ so you made last year product bad to sell this year best product?” 😂

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I have a question, what do hospitals do with amputated legs, arms or any other body part removed? 🤨

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@fuluuss @LadyM1306 I’m more “spiritual” than “religious”

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@LadyM1306 This is something I asked myself everyday especially that “Death” aspect. After everything, you go empty handed

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@Deblak26 @cchukudebelu 😂 I dey play this scene for my head

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@K3HDARX @MayJaYBaE @Teeniiola No mind that guy, na keyboard warrior…e no watch the clip finish

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@DRealOlaOlu @kunlemorano @MayJaYBaE @Teeniiola The last line … you click bro!! Ff back 🙌🏽

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Burial food is Sweet until it’s been prepared In your compound.