Simon Burch

I was far too lazy to open my own Twitter account and I remain far too lazy to tweet my own tweets, and yet, here I am.

[🌼offshorebella🌼 @offshorebella]

"- Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards"

FUCK OFF

[DrogbaJr @Saltyfootball7]

@PolitlcsUK “Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards”

And this is what it’s really all about. Disgusting

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that the difference between a million dollars and a trillion dollars is that it would take you three years to spend a thousand dollars a day if you had a million dollars, and three million years to spend it if you had a trillion dollars.

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Today we’re announcing an update on plans for the future of Doctor Who. Read all about it on the Doctor Who website ➡️ https://t.co/G93OPLuur0

[Soaring Penguin Press @spenguin]

@comicbooklundy I want to lean into Meanwhile... The Best, a book that's coming out later this year.

To show the potential that an anthology might have. And to generate an interest in my anthology title.

To that end, I'm offering an Advanced Reader Preview: https://t.co/nVyBsQJF0o

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

This is a reminder that supermarkets made £230,000,000,000 last year, making £12,000,000,000 for shareholders

[The Unreality Store @unrealitystore]

I don’t really get much engagement here on X (or all social media to be fair), but if you like comics and RPGs and want something new to read or play check the website out. Not for you? RT and tell someone you know. Help a small business #ThanksEveryone

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The Golders Green stabber also attempted to murder a Muslim man he knew in a flat in South London earlier that day.

The other victim must be wondering why he's not being mentioned in the news coverage.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Maybe he *is* a Boob Hypnotist, because every UK Broadcaster, Presenter & Political commentator get made to look like Massive fucking Tits every time they speak to the guy.
Our Media a Public service? We deserve better than this shit, honestly..

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Hi @ukhomeoffice we have a dangerous extremist trying to enter the country to cause hate and division.

[Gavin Guidry (gid-dree) @gavinguidry]

The comments on this one being proof of the problem.

None of these people were laid off because of the work product.

That’s not what layoffs are.

This is all purely a result of maximizing profit by cutting the budget to improve shareholder value.

[Jared of OK Comics @OKComics]

Nerd Inferno is a 648-page monument to spite, fandom-induced psychosis, & the kind of comedy that makes you laugh before immediately feeling judged.

Big thanks to Evan Dorkin for creating our OK Comics exclusive signed bookplates!

Pre-order here: https://t.co/bZ0qZHAkHt

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

Never forget how the world can cooperate to get oil through the Strait of Hormuz but couldn't cooperate to get food into Gaza.

Everything is a choice.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

if you moved to i.e. dubai to avoid paying tax, then why should taxpayers money be used to bring you back?

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

@dailytelegraph If you see ‘sectarianism’ in a headline today in anything other than being described as a racist epithet, screenshot it and add it to the thread. This is a really dangerous moment for the mainstream normalization of racist language. Call it out.

[jodie c @jodcoll]

british journalists are now faced with either outing themselves as complete and utter hacks who simply serve those in power, or debasing themselves as oblivious incompetent clowns who are unaware of the world around them. and they’re all smashing the ‘debase myself’ button

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Hi @iamtomskinner, you don't need to search for your name this time

Remember this?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Since Thomas Skinner is searching for his name on Twitter and is acting like a dickhead in my mention. I will be posting all the messy stuff his mistress posted on her Instagram.

Starting with him being a coke head and a shit husband.