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[Wall Street Pirates @WallStPirates]

We’ve been idle on Twitter for a while, but we’re back. Here’s our latest vid, Slimy Weasels: https://t.co/3Hq03urqWQ

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - “Cutting the $600 unemployment benefit could hurt the recovery, economists say”(CNN) Help to those unemployed helps the economy and to #MAGA #unemploymentbenefits #economy #Election2020 https://t.co/A7dsxYzREc

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ -You don’t want history to remember you like Wallace. Doesn’t #MAGA “...Alabama Gov.GeorgeWallace order troopers to use all the force necessary to stop the marchers from reaching their destination” #PortlandStrong #JohnLewisRIP https://t.co/i5Igf6SlRq

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - In #PortlandProtest - you are arresting & injuring those of this decade like #JohnLewis who are protesting for #EqualRights -History was not kind to those who were violent against these #Americans. These actions do not #MAGA https://t.co/bTYEoWCFU7

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⁦@realDonaldTrump #WhatIsThePlan to #MAGA We are not winning the #COVID19 #pandemic https://t.co/uTcPjh7E5x

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ “Roosevelt resisted the security measures that were being urged upon him...He knew that it would shake the country’s confidence to see its president living in what looked like a bunker.” #MAGA #MAGAForEveryone #PeoplesHouse https://t.co/XNqzNN7H4z

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ USA reporting Coronavirus: 363,177 Cases-add a zero-“Given the low testing rates throughout the country, we assume that 1 in 10 cases are tested and reported.” #WhatsThePlan to #MAGA https://t.co/NiTytiITU9

[TIME @TIME]

Greta Thunberg to world leaders at the U.N. climate summit: “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” https://t.co/vhK7qb7Dgb

[Wall Street Pirates @WallStPirates]

Trump Stood In Front Of Presidential Seal Doctored With Russian Symbol, Golf Clubs https://t.co/rPfN6TgLVp

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

USA World Cup Finals Appearances
Women: 5
Men: 0

USA World Cup Victories
Women: 4
Men: 0

Olympic Medals:
Women: 4 gold
Men: 2 gold

Gold Cups:
Women: 8
Men: 6

Salaries: Women make 38% of what their male counterparts make.

Pay them equally!

#USWNT #WorldCupfinal #equalpay

[Wall Street Pirates @WallStPirates]

@sent_of_grow @StephenAtHome Great idea!

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@StephenAtHome - New children’s book, “President Meets the Prince if Whales”

[Wall Street Pirates @WallStPirates]

Happy #JohnMcCainDayJune14th 🎉

[Wall Street Pirates @WallStPirates]

“Lakers’ LeBron James announces partnership with Rimowa luggage”
—Lebron came to LA with a lot of baggage...Now you can buy some of it. #Lebron #Lakers https://t.co/UcoQzRAAhk

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ administration files formal request to strike down all of Obamacare - The New York Times - You have not come up with anything to replace affordable #healthcare - Taking away healthcare doesn’t #MAGA https://t.co/Js4c8bRFry

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⁦@StephenAtHome⁩ #Meanwhile “France’s EU minister names her cat ‘Brexit’ because ‘he meows loudly to be let out but won’t go through the door’ “| The Independent https://t.co/NVIoIbBF2L

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ The good news is that #immigrants can #MAGA #children https://t.co/Ib5qc5qbMe

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More coal in federal workers’ stockings as ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ “makes expected federal worker pay freeze official”(The Washington Post). The military raise is 2.6% not the 10% the president announced. Doesn’t #MAGA Good economy should support COLA. https://t.co/n1GD5IkiFa

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⁦@realDonaldTrump Do you really want a judge that will need to recuse himself on anything he ranted about last week,which is probably anything political.This choice will not help you or #MAGA⁩ FBI report on Kavanaugh nears completion-Reuters https://t.co/BaTkPxU1di

[Alex Karamanis @AlexKaramanis]

Graham: "I cannot imagine what you and your family have gone through. I hope the American people can see through this sham." We certainly see through you, Graham. What a joke you have become.