☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙

21+ NSFW
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[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

You ever found a gif of yourself and been jealous of your own body?

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Any takers?

[GLENN KING (18+) @glennkingxxx]

Are there any female porn performers who live in Las Vegas and are trained as a masseuse? I'm just compiling a list for future scenes in my "Mean Bitch Massage" series. To make this easier, let's also say : must be reliable (as in "does not have a reputation for flaking on scenes or cancelling last minute), regularly tested, and easy to book.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@pornoissuer I said godlike not iconic.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Cant hear you over my godlike side profile

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@lilibetsaunders @CrystalClarkXo And dig in their butts twin

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Fuck the "men used to go to war" propaganda. War is easy and useless. Men used to be poets, philosophers, lovers. Thats what we truly lost.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Yalls constant support is truly beautiful. Im lucky to hold an extension of that!

[Matthew Lopez🇵🇷🇺🇸 @MatthewLopez66]

The definition of Beautiful is @Walrus_simp

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@TimboNY23 I discovered my soul when I left that field behind, I doubt it 🫠🫶

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

When I left college I was on indeed applying for a bunch of jobs and one of my minor degrees is in behavioral science and so now I get suggestions for crisis counselor openings as a job, and I laugh bc genuinely I am constantly crisis counseling myself

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@chefdrewfrancis Or in real life. Show me an honest man

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@Schmoeness 1000% we dont justify warmongering.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@TimboNY23 I have my degree in political science with a double minor in economics and behavioral science! Its all useless :)

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

These are the dudes who lay their full weight on you and flop like a seal to fuck

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Someone find John Waters and put him in a bunker

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Suddenly every man is a poet, philosopher, and lover yet burns no single individual flame, spreading fire everywhere. Sure guys.

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@RupertLoweForPM I mean Voltaire had hygiene issues and got women, the philosophers you mentioned arent exactly romantics. If you want romance you have to invite that philosophy into your life angel.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

🕊️🕊️

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

@TimboNY23 Laura Palmer!

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Bad hair day good shirt

[☀️✨𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪✨🌙 @Walrus_simp]

Ok the tim curry death just ruined my year i cant breathe i knew it was coming but DAMN

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

girl whatever there’s a blood moon this week im sacrificing him for making me cry