Walnut

Father, Fundamentalist Christian, Delta Force Operator, #7 on the Pentagon's "Unkillable 18" list

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@zunzetrider Making sure to only drive through the parts of Michigan that are just Indiana North

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Did you hear about the dude who got crushed to death by Tom Cruise and Morgan Freeman at Madame Tussauds?

Waxxed.

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@esri640 @JohnTitor137 See also: Moon

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@esri640 @JohnTitor137 There was a point in time where simply being a scifi movie available on the early netflix streaming catalogue would catapult you into never ending reddit fame

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@queuebetweeting @endofthesummr Which video?

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@SpaceKoala No chance Leelanau is bigger than RI

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@roryisconfused Dreams about new weird rooms in your house or houses you've lived in

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Life without birth or death meaning

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They're expecting the internet cables to be cut

[jintao.zec.hl.near.wld @hellojintao]

wow

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@fleshsimulator High level audiophile libel

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@Thomasdelvasto_ Thank you, applying lots of other places. It's an odd situation cause the company isn't bad or anything, just a high-travel role but right after accepting and before starting I had some death in the family and other personal tragedies and the travel schedule makes grieving hard

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@sporadica Idk about real estate but they could hire 4 former PMs to follow them around as a barbershop quartet

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@mostnormalwoman They do in my part of town it rules

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@theElegantWorm When I was very little I was so fat I would reportedly demand a second raw hotdog to eat while the first one was in the microwave

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@ZoraWeb3 @moonsandhues You're born lying down

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@suchnerve @LycanFerret If I had infinite money I still wouldn't drive like that. Its uncomfortable!

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@2024dion It's crazy that the Indianapolis population increased by 250k that second that unigov went into effect

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@nebelcanal Gun to head

Can't kill yourself

Yeah I'll just let you do it for me

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@panoptisean https://t.co/4SjBXKvkvr

[SOKYJBOY @sokyjboy_john]

They’re trying to put a data center right outside of Mammoth Cave.