Walt Shitman

clap your hands say psyop

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Michael Che on SNL: "Macklemore, who was dropped as the opening act for Ed Sheeran, announced that he is launching a 'Free Palestine Tour.' But haven't the Palestinian people been through enough?"

[Walt Shitman @Walt__Shitman]

@pitchfork Pitchfork is performance art in and of itself putting this person in front of a camera to do these features 😂

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@NME They’re right too. A trans woman will never have the same experiences as a biological woman has had growing up through puberty as a young girl. They are fundamentally different. Should be a risk to your career to say so.

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Paul Banks should have gone 10 times harder on Pitchfork in this interview with Resident Advisor.

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Geese is “the band the world can’t stop talking about” until you look at their streaming numbers and realize most of the world were never talking about them to begin with lmao

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@PasteMagazine Like dogs? What breed?

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@lfitzmaurice Stereogum really must be MONTHS away from shuttering completely if this is the kind of shit they’re posting now 😂

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@drthunderchkn @stereogum the thread is this is the only thing giving Stereogum any semblance of web traffic in these last few months before it closes down lmao

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@PasteMagazine I believe Charles Darwin referred to this as “natural selection.”

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@consequence Fallon will have to give a disclaimer that “this is not, I repeat NOT, a pre-written show sketch” before the performance.

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@stereogum Now this is the kind of music coverage that sells those paid subscriptions, Tom!

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@stereogum and this motherfucking website thinks we’re going to pay subscription to read things 😭

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@officialtravis Keep being a clueless retard man 🤝

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@Nathan_Bell10 @RollingStone “Protests” and it’s gonna be like 3 people outside the arenas who can’t even get in like the European shows 😭

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@stereogum Whiny mixed up zoomer gets removed from music festival… I see this as a net positive for everyone 😂

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@purrrrkinsss Kinda looks like it already has been, officer cheeks 🥴

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@CarollaListener @ulyssa_rip Delusions of grandeur from a C list music journo that needs a teaching job to have a viable career 😭

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@DiscoMusicam @ulyssa_rip Idk dawg in the 3 days since this happened the tides online have overwhelming shifted in favor of Nirosta Steel and Ulyssa 😂

That Moron at Toneglow looks like a spineless dickhead now for cancelling and being a giant pussy online about it.

[Walt Shitman @Walt__Shitman]

Crazy that Nirosta Steel was cancelled and then uncancelled in the span of like a day lmao

In that same day, Joshua Minsoo Kim forever became Joshua Minsoo Kuck.

Like a Bruce Wayne/Batman situation for C-list pitchfork writers

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