Walter Rouzer

Humorist, Author, Narrator, Graphic Designer, Environmentalist.

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What did the Statue of Liberty say to the Liberty Bell?

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How did a pig become a millionaire to help others in need?

A miracle story how a pig turned from a life of crime, became a millionaire and helped others in need.

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@jimmyfallon Mom boosted morale for a bad school report card by saying, “A” is abnormal. “B” is a bummer. “C” is a cult classic. “D” is dynamic. “F” is fantastic. #MomQuotes

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@buitengebieden "Why were we born, mommy?"
"Why, to make a hedge around people's property, silly."

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@gnuman1979 A very brave woman.

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@CatWorkers "Now I have enough to corner the world milk market."

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@buitengebieden "I'm getting a purr-fect headache."

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@buitengebieden I wonder how big he would look like if he had a short haircut.

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@Yoda4ever Very cute!

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@CatWorkers Amazing cat! So smart!

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@gnuman1979 "My ears are bred to ease drop on an entire neighborhood. They call me the Goliath Gossip Bunny."

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@DontShowYourCat "I heard it hanging out by the grapevine."

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@CatWorkers "Anybody know where I can get my mittens on a Dairy Queen whip?"

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@DailyLoud At my age I have to be content wearing flip flops.

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@buitengebieden "In six months I'll be back home using the turtle express."

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 "Gosh! How do you get out of this dump?"

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@thelaceylondon The Mass transit polar bear express.

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@ShouldHaveCat "Nothing in my neighborhood get by me."

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@buitengebieden Unbelievably beautiful! I wish my cheeks had half as much color as that duck.

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@shouldhaveanima He's training to get a gold medal in the upcoming Pigeon Olympics for the back flip event.