Walter Schott

Comedy enthusiast. Daytime dreamer. Cross between David Bellamy and a Wurlitzer

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

U ok HUN

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

Lol my husband putting my mom & Grandma to sleep w their favorite Taiwanese drama but he don't know WTF they're saying (w/ @ryanharpergray)

[charlie higson @monstroso]

Disgraced doctor Andrew Wakefield and disgraceful dick Nigel Farage look suspiciously similar #c4antivax

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

got my mom out for the first time in forever & she gave me a slow dance. ❤️ what’s even more, my Grandma was fixing my mom’s shirt the whole time & I didn’t even know 😭 I love being 3 generations of women

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

I’d be happy to throw my hat in the ring for #Eurovision 2022

[Walter Schott @WalterSchott3]

Imagine if you were a penguin that fell asleep on it and woke up in Honduras. "Fuck that was some trippy fish. I'm never eating one that colour again"

[CNN @CNN]

The world's largest iceberg has calved from Antarctica over the past few days, a giant floating piece of ice close to 80 times the size of Manhattan https://t.co/0v7TmFsBp8

[Holly Sanderson @HollySanderson]

@charliecooper11 @Itsmygameblog @PaulChahidi crying at this t-shirt I made 😂

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

VERY little is said or written about horrific events like this but every Iranian around the globe needs to shout about this. Right now. Arrests have been made but what are you going to DO about it Iran?
The world is watching. #Disgusting
https://t.co/yiy1fvjY3n #IranWire

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

The racism sucks but the “jokes” are also an insult to comedy

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Inside No. 9 Series 6 starts on BBC2 at 9:30pm with an episode described as "a sort of cross between commedia dell'arte and a heist movie": https://t.co/AWYCZ7KQkF

[Walter Schott @WalterSchott3]

@redrach71 Hey Rachel :) I see you!!!! x

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Walter Schott @WalterSchott3]

Lawrence Fox being described as a Waitrose Tommy Robinson, but I reckon a yobbo Rees-Mogg would probably wind him up a bit more

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalSidekickSimon https://t.co/kFKpspJZPk

[Walter Schott @WalterSchott3]

@nicolathorp_ Fat Face?