Walz

My main goal in life is to own a gold statue of myself. Nothing more nothing less

[Walz @WalzRantz]

With love to the world i hope we can get rid of a few things for the new year. The word "game changer" "epic" , the over use of the word unbelievable. A dude dunking is very believable for fuck sakes. And the mic... https://t.co/wqIV4e7iuD

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Fuckin jokes how chicks put their food preferences on dating profiles....a dudes like this bitch is ugly, buuuuuuut at least we can go halfsies on a California roll. The fuck outta here.

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Check out my my brother Shane and co. Doin big tings! https://t.co/02wLMN5B2f

[Walz @WalzRantz]

The Don Cherry firing just cements the fact that this country is fuckin full of pussies who live to angle things for some contrived purpose in their bullshit lives. If you thought that was racist or whatever, you are... https://t.co/2H0gxJh44l

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Yall seen this nissan commerical. Good lookin dad, good looking mom, ugly ass baby. The fuck is wrong with this shit. Finding a cute baby is as easy as finding a terrible indian driver. Easy is what im sayin.

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Yo i sometimes think im a good person until i recall the sheer amount of times a day i try to swerve into birds. Ca va mal 🤗

[Walz @WalzRantz]

My fams fam! Barbados stand up! Chill vibe
..enjoy! https://t.co/8hU0zTjrbc

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Im frustrated watching home run derby highlights. Did i miss somethmg. Why the fuck they talkin records...didnt they completely change the format??? How do these records mean anything. Someone please tell me its mh weed game thats confusing me.

[Walz @WalzRantz]

I know people upset rapz didnt win...but think about the net result....to experience another night like tonight is probably more enjoyable than the title win. Aint like we gettin rings and shoe deals. Just appreciate the event. I did

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Really hope that the ant i repeatedly blew weed smoke on got high....he looked like he had a rough day. Doin my part yo!

[Walz @WalzRantz]

My favourite part about tinder is when ugly bitches say "no hookups" on their profile...its like cool cool. Wont be an issue. Haha fuckin out to lunch!!

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Fuckin right!!!!!!!

[Walz @WalzRantz]

This is fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!

[Walz @WalzRantz]

If you feelin that white people music, my boy Shane BurrowShane and his band BingeNinja always holdnit down! https://t.co/EpqghpugB6

[Walz @WalzRantz]

So who organized these student walkouts? Do those responsible have any idea how mismanaged our countrys finances are? People make these grand points with no understanding of the greedy fuckers who run our country... https://t.co/i75bwLETHc

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Why do white people always announce the type of bathroom break they are taking? Mafuckin say u going to the bathroom. Not what u doin in there. For time consideration? Lets class it up.

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Its fuckin hilarious how people put intelligent or profound quotes on pictures of celebrities so people are more likely to listen. If your an idiot and need jim carreys face to make smart shit stick, youll probably continue to be an idiot afterwards as well. What a world. Misfits

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Yo dont gotta win an academy award to say nice things to people who have been there to help your life. Doesn't have to be hollywood shit and on tv to have been as impactful. Happy is happy. If you are, make a call... https://t.co/ttnvlMdJ0T

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Yo ive had so many negatives to say, but im like a fuck a facebook post for that shit...was just serving my mother and daughter food havin laughs and chillin the fuck out. Some dope ass shit right there! Rather put... https://t.co/k1nuW5BZkh

[Walz @WalzRantz]

Check out my girl Lilly Russner new blog. Dope ass chick. Knows whats what in the cook game! Stay doin you Lilly!

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