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Medical Doctor 👩🏾‍⚕️ • Groovist 💃🏽 • Otaku ♨️ •
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[Valtoré⚕️ @Valtorewrites]

Medicine attracts perfectionists then punishes them for being perfectionists

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Another successful hate watch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tequila 2 - Amapiano 0

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Foozak @FOOZAK_]

Komplex - Street Party (July 25th)

[Mercy @Frankhavemercy]

One of the most overlooked forms of wealth is having complete ownership of your time.

Waking up and knowing nothing about your day will be decided by someone else is priceless.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i never understood the logic of “i went through it, so you should too.” if anything, your experience should make you want to spare others from it.

[GoodKid @DarqueCity]

NAIROBI NEXT!! 🥹✌🏾

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

girl to girl: it's okay to be alone. it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to be selfish. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your pace, your rules

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

The people that were at Monaco this weekend don’t even know that today is Monday. It’s just you and I in this predicament.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
(Write these down. Save them. Screenshot them.)

1. Your parents are not background characters.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

A girl who has been roasted in a ward round, worked 16 hours shifts and knows rest is a luxury for 6 plus years will not take 2nd class treatment or jokes from you. Ni mbayaaa.

[Kam @PatsKam]

The problem is.. I want a trip of a lifetime every 3-4 months 😭

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

Still on the Utumishi Academy incidence, do you realize how disturbing it is for a group of teenagers to mobilize, organize and plot on how they’ll torch their mates?

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I highly recommend getting your finances, goals, and peace of mind in order first. Romance can wait.

[blue @bluewmist]

Uncommon advice: If you don't know what to pursue in life right now. Pursue yourself. Pursue becoming the healthiest, happiest, most healed, most present, most confident version of yourself. Then the right path will reveal itself.

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Current priorities of this regime

Average Stadiums ✅✅✅
Boda boda sheds ✅✅
Airstrips ✅✅
Churches ✅✅
Branded relief food ✅✅
Handouts ✅✅

Schools ❌❌❌
Hospitals ❌❌❌
Properly planned cities ❌❌❌
Good roads ❌❌❌
Jobs for the youth ❌❌❌

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The government says the minimum wage is 18k while paying JSS interns 17k. Preaching water while drinking wine.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

NCM nao walituangusha.

No ORS enroute.

Water stations were few and disorganized.

All distances hazikuwa zinajaa; imagine running a full marathon alafu inakuja 41km at the end. Naweza chizi.

Only bonus was running through town. Wangepea watu chance ya kukuja kucheer.

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

This generation’s 30 year olds look unreal, they’re looking 23.