Bob Witch

Swamp hag. Really good at Twitter and probably tweeting about pro wrestling. I will crush you and throw you into the wind.

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If bisexual Superman makes kids gay then I sure as shit hope he makes me have x-ray eyes so I don’t have to keep just picturing all of you naked.

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Peak live wrestling nostalgia 🫠

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Brian Cage is the biggest man in the universe. #AEWonTBS

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@Cap_Kaveman @glitbiter @briancagegmsi We’re always gonna get our shit in eventually. ❤️

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Today in “bits we’ve had going since PWG:” I texted @glitbiter when I saw @briancagegmsi show up on AEW tonight and we immediately started speculating on how they could have possibly fit him in the building. 💪🖤

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Darby Allin coming out dressed like Cheer Bear was all I needed to be sure he was getting the win. #AEWDynasty

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Popular Opinion: Bandido shrieking “I speak English you stupid son of a bitch” at MJF is peak wrestling. #AEWDynamite

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🚨WE ARE GOING TO BE GIVING AWAY $10,000 IN BETR BUCKS AT SOME POINT TONIGHT🚨

1) Follow @BetrPicks and turn on notifications so you know when it’s happening

2) RT for good luck 🤑

The season of giving has begun 🤝

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Only Dwayne can get away with wearing the same dress twice. #WWERAW

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9000/10 tweet.

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@BelleGenerico_ You are not. I did, in fact, want none.

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@NuclearOvreactr Looololol I JUST tweeted about this I was pointing at him the whole time like WITNESS THIS INJURED LEGEND WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM

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Seth continuing to sell that chair shot in the background of Cody’s celebration for like 15 full minutes while Owens propped him up was actual God-tier pro wrestling.

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Roman chose revenge for something that happened a DECADE ago instead of the hit-and-win over Cody. 10 years is basically 100 in professional wrestling and they went for it anyway. Chef’s Kiss. #WrestleMania

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Roman chose revenge for something that happened a DECADE ago instead of the hit-and-win over Cody. 10 years is basically 100 in professional wrestling and they went for it anyway. Chef’s Kiss. #WrestleMania

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Acknowledge Roman? Let’s acknowledge Seth Rollins’ 18th costume change of the weekend like he’s fuckign Beyoncé ffs. #WrestleMania

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Categorize your friends by the ones who cried happy tears for Cody tonight vs the ones who fully touched the void when John Cena jorted his way back into their lives. #WrestleMania

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As someone who once wept anytime she saw Taker come out as a youth: some things should stay dead. #WrestleMania

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Idk tho can we trust Cody to finish the story when he’s already failed to finish his spray tan. #WrestleMania

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Cody is just about the only dude who can get a pass for just tanning the front. #WrestleMania

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@Cap_Kaveman That song goes hard.

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Snoop Dogg announcing attendance and not reading the numbers as “one, two, to the three, to the fo” hurts me more than Drew immediately losing his belt. #WrestleMania