Sam

Full time dog mom.

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

IDK why parents are so heated about the halftime show. We all saw Janet’s nipple, and still turned out okay.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If Donald Trump gets arrested on Christmas I will accept Christ.

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

MY BACKORDERED BOOTS FINALLY SHIPPED TODAY!

My super wonderful birthday gift to myself turned into a birthday and a Christmas gift. 🙃 thanks universe.

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

When I run out of gift ideas I just start meandering my way through @BedBathBeyond while heavily caffeinated and let the universe do its thing.

[Jess Phoenix, Lava Connoisseur 🌋 @jessphoenix2018]

Wait...it's #NationalRedheadDay?

I'm the only redhead in my family. For redheaded kids, bullying is routine. Being called "firecrotch" sucked. At a debate when I was running for Congress I was asked what Trump would nickname me, & that was my answer. Now? Bring it on, bullies.

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

OMFG @mgodfree88 turned us into Big Mouth characters! This is the best! @bigmouth

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

If you don’t vote you don’t get to bitch. ✔️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Look what happened the last time you didn’t vote.

[Bari Saxifrage Russell @barisaxrussell]

i feel like i'm going into battle for tonight's class. the books we've been reading having me more distraught than ever over the future on this planet and tonight's scheduled topic involves Trump.
maybe i'll get hit by a car on my way to class..

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

You have to care for yourself before you can care for others. Always remember to step back and evaluate your own health and needs before giving yourself away. 🤟🏽

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

#NewProfilePic

[Aiko Bills 🌸 @aikomarieeee]

I love them so much. 😩😭😍❤️

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

I relate to this on a spiritual level. https://t.co/ArD2txiRbS

[Bari Saxifrage Russell @barisaxrussell]

If you were wondering at what age I'll stop riding my shopping cart as I kick-push it across the parking lot the answer is never

[ERIN @erinschilk]

Tea time

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

@erinschilk 💕💕 it’s cause I love you. And snacks.

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

@erinschilk 100% Yas

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

Drinking more to gain that 🍑

[ERIN @erinschilk]

Have you ever seen someone so pretty that it kind of hurt your feelings

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

@jsmitsky @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark I cherish you.

[Sam @Wanderinnsam]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark

I’m a barista. We reuse sleeves like it’s going out of style. We have two containers for customers to grab and or leave them for someone else to enjoy. We also gather them from said locations and give them out to unsuspecting nontippers.