Wandile Chiluvane™

Football is my life.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

I see my mama smile, that's a blessing.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Prank call me, and I'll prank hang up on yo' bitch ass!

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Well done Germany.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

You are just as irrelevant as The Game is in Nicki Minajs' music video, Pills n' Potions.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Everyone's favoring #GER to win the World Cup. It's only because they beat #BRA 7-1. If #ARG beat #BRA 7-1, we'd see many more #ARG fans.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Pato IN/Fred OUT. Lucas IN/Jö OUT. Robinho IN/Paulinho OUT. Kaka IN/Fernandinho OUT. Ronaldinho IN/Gustavo OUT.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

I feel so sorry for Robben's son.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

It's funny how before Germany started this World Cup, no one cared about them. It was all, "Netherlands!" Now everyone's a German supporter.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

My proudest primary school moment was that day I took the big leap from pencil to pen.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

You can never go wrong with a midnight snack.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

@Mandy11172 : The struggle is real.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

@Mandy11172 : No, being grounded is. Ask me, I should know.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

@Mandy11172 : Seeing as though your pockets are full of green, how's a loan.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

You know what to do with that big fat butt. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

McDonalds must deliver now.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Lunch always tastes better when it's made by someone else's parent.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Some adverts are just so stupid!

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

Watching a live conversation taking place while eating popcorn. It's so entertaining. *Giggle* @Bee_furnarello : @courtsdix

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

My mom just told me that I must follow her on Facebook and send her a friend request on Twitter.

[Wandile Chiluvane™ @WandiChilli]

I think exams are a perfect example of "wasting paper". Why not just test us verbally. In groups. With the answers on the board.