Sleezy P

Dont be coming at me with that rotten bum pong You smell like cheez wiz and rice cakes bitch!

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@tronicaltwits i see your climbing the ladder still behind me where you belong though #maggot #halfafag

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@Hazeent looks like you picked a bunch of shit #mollywoods

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@leesyatt one of these days I'm going to show you how to make a juicing video. Love it when joey rips into you about the videos!

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

ZZ Top - Degüello (1979) [Full Album]

Get up you sack of shit! If this doesn't get you moving shoot yourself now! http://t.co/wJ6qyFBwh3

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@RedDave1987

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@pjbalshaw suck my dick! Evra best captain,United best team.

Go eat an arm sandwich with Suarez cock sucka!

#only1ManUnited

#eatmyballs

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@getreal52 @drstevengreer are the aliens coming to the premiere?

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@tronicaltwits

Here's the pride of Scotland Sir Alex,doing a common Scottish trick.

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

#thetruth

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

Took my grandad to the library today I looked away for 2 mins and look what the dirty old prick got into

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

Me and president Obama have a lot in common,except I'm a fucking bum that lives at my moms house wearing crusty cum covered sweatpants

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

Why do they call them sweatpants? Lets be honest with ourselves they are more like cum rags than anything else
#lazysunday

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

We used to keep porn mags under our beds,now you go to a restaurant and everyone's got there wacking off device on the restaurant table

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

Porn changed the way I think forever.now when I kiss a new girl I always wonder when she last did an ass to mouth session. Damn you #pornhub

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

you have to tickle her asshole with your nose while fingerin her and lickin her clit,if u can't do that somebody else will.
#foodforthought

[Dr. Steven Greer @DrStevenGreer]

In LA and ready for the Premiere of Sirius at LA Live! At 8p everyone will be able to see it in 11 languages at: http://t.co/DQFtgxkfSS

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

#hnic

Barker & Alberts make Dana Murzyn look like RayBorque.

If those 2 guys play in the playoffs Canucks are doomed

#bums
#canucks

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

#hnic

Schneider is a legend
#canucks

@strombone1

[Sleezy P @WangKinDirty]

@strombone1

Remember when they named you captain?