Caroline Wanner

I’m going to be an optometrist one day. You’ll see! They’ll all see!

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

Having someone else guide you as you back a uhaul into a parking space is the ultimate exercise in trust

[Marshall University Men's Soccer @HerdMSoccer]

NATTY CHAMPS!! 🟢⚪️

@NCAASoccer x #AllOrNothing

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

If you think blue light from your computer is harmful, just wait til you hear about sunlight

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@yeeh0e Dang it sounds like it’s going to be a great time. I’m sad I won’t be there for it (but I will be in spirit). Don’t worry, I’ll make sure yours is just as great, even if I go first and someone else has to execute my plans

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@yeeh0e A classic misunderstanding. See, we don’t actually know how he was doing whilst in the cage. We only know that he’s coming out of his cage and doing just fine now that he’s out/coming out of said cage

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Some heavy tweets from me today, so here watch this

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@doctorfoxtor @Doctor13511 @DGlaucomflecken https://t.co/8rVsgWKEVs

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@DGlaucomflecken I mean, that’s kinda how the WHO eradicated smallpox in India

[Chlodo @PChloe_13]

Good crew for the senior meet
#TeamPlayersIGuess

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

This is an old video, but probably the best tutorial I’ve seen on direct fundoscopy

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

Unpopular opinion: sock, shoe, sock, shoe is superior to sock, sock, shoe, shoe

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Being rich and famous would be cool and all, but have you ever seen a clock go from 59:59 to 00:00?

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@annalynch140 I mean, did you even eat Italian food if you don’t hate yourself after?

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@annalynch140 Have you reached Italian food levels of hating yourself?

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

When you’re not put on any of the relays at all

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

When you’re put on the B relay instead of the A

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

Now accepting applications for the position of smacking my phone out of my hand when I should be studying!

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@realcarlwheezy

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

@realcarlwheezy Haha thanks buddy, just some needed updates to my Twitter (p.s. I’m very proud of my new bio)

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

Saw a man doing breaststroke kick with regular fins the other day. My knees hurt just watching

[Caroline Wanner @WannerCaroline]

Retweet if you think @brittanymw96 should do 6x100s fly on 1:05