Simo-黑皮会计师

a weird accountant.
Economics | Technology | Politics
Debits and Credits are the real science
ex-Wall Street
一个喜欢淡b淡的黑皮会计师

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

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[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

@Rustallintsla 是的 但通胀控制不住的话 那底层人民是不好过的 底层人民不好过的话 内需就垮了 内需垮了的话 公司是赚不到钱的 公司赚不到钱的话 单靠政府财政是撑不起来的

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

Comments are absolute gold mine😂😂😂

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

New PFP 👀

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笑死

[uncle_nchedah @uncempt]

God bless chinese hacked twitter

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

It’s almost right.
Unless you are a finance bro who makes > 500k
In which case you are a narcissist

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

这种就是没接触过正常人

[小米 @XiaoMiDaWang77]

总刷到“不要和原生家庭不好的人谈恋爱”这种话，比起原生家庭不好的人，我反而会更畏惧原生家庭特别好的人，被爱得太满，会滋生出一种傲慢的天真🚬

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

一个字：tax

[steve @ismee_111]

为什么好多人宁愿投入几十万去开店，也不愿意把本金放到美股指数这种ETF里面去？

先说开店这笔账。投几十万进去，装修、设备、房租，钱花得跟流水似的。

回本快的要20个月，慢的三五年都回不来，多数店撑不到回本就倒了。

可同样几十万，买美股，标普500，大部分年份每年稳稳拿利润，而且本金还在，啥也不用操心。账面上看，后者明显更划算。

可为什么满大街还是有人前赴后继去开店？难道他们不会算账吗？

[Pirate Wires @PirateWires]

SF’s dating pool was once, as an Egyptian founder put it to us, “drier than the desert in my homeland.”

Now, gorgeous women are flocking to the city.

Why? As AI gets cheaper to build, companies flush with venture cash are hiring beautiful women to charm investors and clients.

Enjoy it while it lasts, gentlemen. As @nicolewizman1 writes: paying hotties 6 figures to get drunk with your business prospects feels like a pretty good sign we’re in a bubble. 👇

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

其实一场没有硝烟的美国内战已经燃起了

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

华尔街日报说Elon拔了乌克兰的战争网线 Elon持续否认
自从日报和Elon在几年前结下梁子以来 日报就没放过Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

@thealfordplea Rubio learned to be real from Trump.
JD is the good cop.

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

@bitcoin__intern it literally has an annual fee of $95 which eats the first $1600 of your spending.

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@NIxinhai6 曾经能做到的人数：0
现在能做到的人数：0
以后能做到的人数：0

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

中国人也特别喜欢玩卡
但很少有人意识到 无形中所有交易的成本都至少增加了3%
然后大家再像小白鼠一样玩个游戏 看谁把这3%返现拿回来的多

[Justin 🏗 @pleasedontatme]

Learning from this discourse that the whole USA is in a prisoner’s dilemma where they have 3% interchange fees that get passed through to the cost of goods so they can all make a hobby out of getting some of it back.

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

@ying18474850 哈咯

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$72 of the $80 billion are market value change of their debt. Operating expenses accounted for $8 billion only.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

Of the $80 billion, most are accounting adjustments - market value change on its debt.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.

[Simo-黑皮会计师 @WanyanSimo]

This is post to remind you to take a deep breath.

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秋天的南加