Chris Lawson

I take a great interest in current affairs. An ex Greenpeace supporter ( 40 years ago) but a lover of life and all it offers.

[Somewherewithpaws @JustKimfromoz]

LETS TURN IT AROUND

Dear Muslims:

My family and I have decided to move from AUSTRALIA to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very reasonable AUSTRALIAN
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[The Free Speech Union @SpeechUnion]

There is a cover-up at the heart of Government. Ministers have been forced to admit that the “missing” Islamophobia definition documents do exist.

After pressure from the Free Speech Union and Shadow Justice Secretary Nick Timothy, Angela Rayner’s Communities department has conceded that documents that helped shape the “anti-Muslim hostility” definition still exist, despite previously saying they had been destroyed.

It now seems almost certain that the Government tried to bury evidence that could show whether Islamist extremists helped draft what amounts to Britain’s de facto Islamic blasphemy law.

The Free Speech Union has warned that this non-statutory definition will be used — and is already being used — by activists, public bodies and authorities to silence legitimate criticism and debate about Islam, its history and its practices.

A review ordered by Will Garton, the top civil servant at the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government, found that responses to the Working Group’s consultation on the definition do exist and are “still held on the department’s systems”.

The Free Speech Union threatened the department with a judicial review unless it revealed who had been given the chance to influence the definition.

Enough is enough. There can be no more excuses. Angela Rayner must come clean about what on earth is going on under her watch.

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[Cunégonde_Ronchon @Lucile_Ronchon]

Rien que pour emm**der @por et ses acolytes, je vous propose de diffuser cette chanson "we Will dance again" de Boy George partout ! #7octobre

[Paul Mauro @PaulDMauro]

Well this is pretty amazing. Hope it goes to #1 in the UK.

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

We will be playing my version of 'We Will Dance Again' at 4.20 am tomorrow morning on Boy George FM. It will be 6.20 in Israel. We will play it again later but I want to honour the victims of the Nova Festival. If you want to hear it maybe get an early night. Tomorrow is a special and very sad day. Never forget!

https://t.co/bmHCFaJtyA

[Malcolm Tucker @gorbalsgoebbels]

Those who can’t stand the SNP etc should follow Colin.

He continually defeats the idiots with logical reasoning and arguments without being rude etc.

Please give him a follow and RT his stuff or bookmark some of his answers as they are great.

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Absurdly Counter Terrorism chief Vicky Evans claimed the decision to further charge Joshua Kerry ( he was accused of murdering Ann Widdecombe) with planning terrorism acts against Nigel Farage was due to a “ hugely intensive and complex investigation”. No it wasn’t.
Police had the photo of somebody pushing a lit incendiary device through the letterbox of Farage’s London home early last year.
But they failed to push the photo out , closed the case and it was only when the alleged killer of Ms Widdecombe was identified after her murder in July this year - 16 months later- that they put two and two together.
If counter terror and the Met had taken the attack on the Reform leader seriously would Ann Widdecombe be alive today?
A serious question. Not helped by claiming the charge was due to a “ complex and intensive” investigation.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Israel never forgets. They get everyone of them.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Douglas Murray: “What happened in the skies above Saudi Arabia on Wednesday morning stands as a metaphor for three years of war.

The Israelis saw an existential threat, took matters into their own hands, and decided their own course.

The rest of the West will have to decide whether it will follow the Israeli model or let its own future be dictated by terror and the hijacking of its entire society.”

[vladai @vladif86]

@IDF Great Job IDF !
Keep eliminating this garbage

[Chris Lawson @WarehamDown]

A Call for the Resignation of the Archbishop of Canterbury - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/okovD8gP7H via @UKChange

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

What on earth is the Archbishop of Canterbury doing?

[Zephira Roneiles @RoneilesR]

@elie1757 https://t.co/VAxbQyd36F

[Ambrosauro @Ambrosauro]

@elie1757 The usual liars!

[Eliee @elie1757]

Propagande, le bêtisier !
À gauche la vidéo publiée aujourd’hui par la députée européenne, LFI, Rima Hassan
À droite la vidéo complète...

[Charlie Lawson @charlie_lawson1]

Retweet the hell outa this everyone!!!!

[Israel Heart 🇮🇱 @heart_ISR]

This is An area of Gaza, completely destroyed.

This is a reminder to terrorist around the world, of the consequences of starting a war with Israel.

I stand with Israel.

This is justice.

[Chris Lawson @WarehamDown]

@bathelshoshana1 A

[Chris Lawson @WarehamDown]

@Nataliaj42 Yes of course

[Chris Lawson @WarehamDown]

@paglii_dewanii The portable radio