Warehouse Buckner

I'm a cat. Some people think I'm less sophisticated for that or whatever, but it doesn't bother me. I have a lot of hobbies, too. Sometimes I forget things.

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Just sittin here wondering who my mama was …

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Hey I just found out that the hot dog face man is the president again, that’s fun!!

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Back in the day, I used to write posts in full sentences. But not anymore.

Now, I post like this.

Short, little snippets that command respect.

And authority.

How could I possible not know what I’m talking about.

Look at the sentence structure.

Look.

At.

It.

Meow.

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whatup erx? how we durn?

#slang

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Meow

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One of my daddies is pretty upset that this person called Garth Brooks isn’t on Spotify. I’m not sure what he does but his hat is pretty cool

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

I do not claim the negative energy of this day. I only claim pizza.

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If I get super rich will I get horny for space too?

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The older I get the more I can relate to how Elvis died on the toilet

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Feelin frisky this morning

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Who’s the world’s most fabulous furry feline?

(Hint: she just took a huge poop)

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How come the hot dog face man can’t tweet anymore? He was pretty spicy

#hotdogface
#fatty

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I partied so hard last night that when I woke up this morning I honestly had no idea whether I actually took a poop last night or if I just dreamed it. Either way though, that was a cool dream

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https://t.co/l9JifPv29x

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Sometimes when I see ants I like to just stand over them so they look up and see my vajayjay hovering in the sky like a spaceship

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Still reeling over Pippa Middleton’s bum at the royal wedding in 2011

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Not quite sure how Lana del Rey figured out that her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola but I bet she got a mouth full of fur in the process

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First 6 lines from Justin Bieber's 2020 hit “Yummy”

🎶Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy🎶

[Warehouse Buckner @WarehouseCat]

I'm absolutely loving national sauce month rn! For the next 26 days you can throw a little extra sauce in with your other fixins guilt free, what's not to love?

#nationalsaucemonth #sauce #saucemonth #fixins #lisps #March #bigsauce #oohsaucy