Shark Week

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[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

Cool story, but unfortunately, your former-player chud GM has been totally GM-mogged by my professional gambler and New Orleans guitarist Sunny Mehta

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Nothing but blue skies and Sunny days ahead.

Jersey, we brought Sunny home.

📰: https://t.co/wpT2ELjjhg

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

@MrWhite1079 HUH

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

Blow this up, pelt that lanky a-hole with eggs

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WOW WOW WOW🤯🤯🤯

Craig Ferguson from Scotland has just completed a walk from LA to Boston, over 3200 miles, raising over £1 million for Mental Health🚶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

He aimed to make it in time for Scotland’s opener vs Haiti and he’s done just that🎉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇭🇹

An incredible achievement👏👏👏

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio — without notice 😳, per @nypost

Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute 😬

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

@MrWhite1079 Golden fish? It’s Goldfish. Get help!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

@MrWhite1079

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CP in LA.

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

@MrWhite1079 Whenever I think you can’t get more chopped, you prove me wrong unc

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

@Sports_Fan69_ A wee bit

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

He’s less good Pavel Zacha, who’s just less good Travis Zajac

[JP Gambatese @jp_gambatese]

Let’s talk about Dawson Mercer.

He’s a bit polarizing around the #NJDevils fanbase, with some arguing he’s an indispensable energy forward for their top-six, and others arguing he is better served as a trade chip than a mainstay.

What kind of player is he really?

(1/?)

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

NO

[Kevin Weekes @KevinWeekes]

👀 Although talks are ongoing, my speculation is that C Hischier and @NJDevils will land on a medium term contract extension somewhere between
11M- 13M range … #HockeyX

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

Can name like 20 other US cities like this

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

The Knicks' success has exposed an uncomfortable truth...

New York contains a staggering number of degenerate men in their 20s, whose hobbies appear to consist of drinking and fighting in public, climbing and trashing things, and confusing antisocial behavior with civic pride.

[ؘjuandi @poxelse]

no tengo dudas que esta noche kylie jenner queda embarazada

[Shark Week @WarkSheek]

This is so epic

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Knicks wiping out the Spurs’ 29 point third-quarter lead was the NFL equivalent of:

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.