Tim

Father. Husband. From a small town. Toledo Alum. Lover of sports teams who don't care if they hurt me. My dog was Otis Day and he ruled.

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@KFCBarstool Columbus Day? This is not going to turn out well for the Indians.

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@NoLayingUp “Can I break Alan Shepard’s course record on the moon in 1 try” - Bryson’s next video probably

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@JoeGoodberry @AdamSchefter Corner jumped the route. He’s just protecting the ball.

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@BrendanPorath The last time we made the Big Dance, Jamie Farr was still in MASH, and had yet to host a golf tournament.

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@JoeGoodberry

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@JoeGoodberry I mean honestly. If they don’t restructure their front office, none of it matters.

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@ByJayMorrison Nothing will happen. They will “stay the course���. This franchise is a joke with no accountability at any level.

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@JoeGoodberry Put yakety sax over that play…. Or this whole defense.

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@Ben_Baby Give me a wing T power on the goal line.

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@BunkiePerkins Krogrrrrrrr

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@fried_egg_golf Me to my friends complaining about the NBC broadcast in the group chat:

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@BarstoolReags NBC golf outdoing itself with how bad the coverage has been in the first 45 minutes. Truly terrible.

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@kclairerogers Everyone gets to play the one up tees until it gets close enough again.

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@NoLayingUp @highnoonsunsips How. The. Fuck?

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@BrendanPorath So wet out there you can’t spit

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@BunkiePerkins @TronCarterNLU This comment needs more love.

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@TronCarterNLU @kclairerogers Here’s a custom one for the strapped boys

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@NoLayingUp and @TronCarterNLU
In Ohio, @maxhoma is carrying his own bag in US Open qualifying. What is the proper etiquete to ask if I can caddy for him. Or is he just that much of a grinder?

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@bengals_sans It comes down to punch vs push

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@fried_egg_golf Claire with the alley-oop

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@markchalifoux No, it was @pauldehnerjr