Warpspeed Removals and Storage

Award Winning Warpspeed Removals. We are a Trading Standards approved Removals and Storage company that has been trading in Surrey and Sussex for over 30 years.

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@fesshole A toilet seat is typically cleaner than a reused kitchen sponge.

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@TheKairosPulse too close to the ground

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@WHLeavitt The BBC through clever editing created a lie, this is not free speech, it's deception!!

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@fesshole I nearly had a threesome the other day, I just needed two more people

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@GMB I used to run a club. The branded glasses were given to us by the brewery for free, we only paid for the plain ones

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@MattCas04807118 Were the police waiting for him at the next stop? Train guards aren’t going to fight you, they will just call ahead and let the authorities deal with it

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@ClownWorld Someone needs a pay rise

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@RealDonKeith He ran away twice !!

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@BBCBreaking which country's flag is he talking about

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@MoneySavingExp if it is for somewhere like Tesco where there are in store discounts etc, why not ask? The customer gets the discount and your husband the points, win win

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@MadeinGB2013 @Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer Good job that we are sending all that money to France (to stop the crossings) otherwise the number of people crossing would be exactly the same

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@boblister_poole Surprising? how many councils that are not having local elections this year

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@BGatesIsaPyscho "Myth Busters" did an episode on the moon landing. Watch it then you will know that we did land on the moon also, the Russians were tracking the space craft and would have grassed on the Americans if it was fake

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@Heliumone1 @HeliumBlue You should have got the guy to say a few words so we could hear how high pitched his voice is

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@rustyrockets The new Gomorrah? Soddam they're crazy

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@AcWailing That guy is always talking, he's got more Rabbit than Sainsburys

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@TheEddChina A trip to the opticians would usually sort out poor night vision (Rather than blinding everyone else with powerful headlights)

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@MoneySavingExp Just food (buffet style Nibbles) to get

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@SurreyNews Probably not the best choice of photo considering the traffic jam

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@spikedonline The Poppy is already "all inclusive"