W Corp. WARP Train PA System

“Greetings passengers and welcome aboard. Thank you for choosing W Corp. WARP Train.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Greetings. In an effort to continue relevancy within The City, WARP Train calculation systems have determined the presence of our PA system within this media to be highly beneficial.

Regular announcements will be given, please stay tuned and thank you for choosing W Corp.

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W - “Good morning passengers, this is a reminder tha-”

G - “You’re gay.”

W - “…I guess we’re doing gay announcements now.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Do note that W Corp. is not responsible should these new WARP Trains appear unable to reach their destination. Do note that W Corp. is not liable for any loss of life and or belongings in these WARP Trains. Thank you for choosing W Corp. WARP Trains.

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Good afternoon passengers, in response to comments regarding the colours of certain WARP Trains, W Corp. has decided to implement new WARP Trains specifically for those who wish to travel on WARP Trains without Pride colours.

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A - “…What do you have in your hands this time.”

G - “WARP Trains Yuri.”

A - “Why is it double the size of the WARP Trains Yaoi?”

G - “Yuri WARP Trains.”

A - “…I think I need to stop questioning things.”

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@BestestPrince6 A - “Ah well you see, yours is- ATTENTION ALL W CORP PERSONNEL WE FOUND HIM! JUMP HIM RIGHT NOW!!”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Good evening passengers, while we at W Corp. appreciate the enthusiasm for Pride Month, it is reminded that vandalism of any kind is prohibited.

Should passengers feel unsatisfied of the lack of representation, please submit a request at the nearest counter. Thank you.

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

G - “Yaoi WARP Trains.”

A - “Yes we know, I literally watched you cha- what’s that.”

G - “WARP Trains Yaoi.”

A - “…who wrote this?? WHY DOES IT HAVE 50 PAGES?!?”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

@Prideful_Deputy G - “I hear someone volunteering for the Pride Flashbang!”

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A - “After being exposed to multi coloured lighting for this long I think I’m starting to hallucinate colours. Or at the very least I can’t tell what colours anything is.”

C - “I advised you to wear sunglasses earlier did I not?”

A - “Well yeah but it looked really dumb.”

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@PMoonStruggles2 M - “Oh! It’s me!”

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@PMoonStruggles2 W - “Please don’t.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Good afternoon passengers, in support of Pride Month, we will be running special WARP Trains in the colours of Pride flags this month. Should any vandalism on these WARP Trains occur, the vandal will be dealt with accordingly.

Thank you for choosing W Corp WARP Trains.

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

@PMoonStruggles2 W - “I can tell by the fact that it is very specifically only around my workspace.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

A - “A certain someone has made the lights in the office rainbow and now my eyes hurt. Though I think I’m doing better off than M.”

W - “What happened to M?”

M - “MYEYESSSSSSAUGHHHHHHHHICANT[CENSORED]SEEWHYISITALLJUSTCOLOURSWHODIDTHI-”

A - “A very colourful flash bang.”

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W - “…Happy Pride Month we’re making gay announcements now I guess?”

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M - “It’s Pride Month people! You know what that means!”

W - “Wha- do you want us to make like… gay announcements?? What??”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

@BestestPrince6 A - “No, matter of fact I have called a cleanup crew to your location.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

Good evening passengers, a friendly reminder that any disturbances felt and or heard for the duration of the WARP Train ride is completely normal, please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the announcement for arrival is made.

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

@Prideful_Deputy W - “Everything is completely fine, there is simply nothing much to say.”

[W Corp. WARP Train PA System @WARPTrainSystem]

W - “Good Afternoon passengers… that is all.”