Simon Belmont

I am a 21st-century Belmont. Dracula is a myth to most, but the Vampire Killer whip in my hand says otherwise. The modern world changes; the hunt stays the same

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@DominatorD1993 @Ferya_2210 Both girls = really good friends, both guys = GAY, opposite gender = friends with benefits.

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@AntiWokeMemes Y'all had it cut off, do you not realize how disgusting it is?

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@Sarah_VT_

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@CannedCoochMart This is the only twitter post that's made me smile, thank you

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@wakana_hoshi_ I mean I've never had a drink in my life soooo...

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@FloraLuzz_ ye

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@DanBig9953 no

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@StacieGerbyo

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@AntiWokeMemes no

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@Luna_Jones79 Go cry about it

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@ailanyus I was to young

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@AntiWokeMemes

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@FloraLuzz_ That looks like the witch in a live action disney movie

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@AVGirl4Life Hehe, I cast Kneeus Begoneus

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@AVGirl4Life u askin' for hands

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@0laratrumpRv2 Ok

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@cosy_love_ Idono

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@AntiWokeMemes no

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@ailanyus See thing is most white guys don't get offended when someone brings up their lack of melanin (myself included)