Christopher Jackson

'Never..leave..a paper trail.' -Sterling Archer

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

@MKEMetalFest The best first was @simswapperamij & Friends, on Slayer Day.

[Nintendo BIGBOY™️ @knucklexdragger]

When you see someone has died and the first thing you can think to do is make fun of their appearance, it's time to log off the internet for an indefinite period of time and do some soul searching.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

https://t.co/Xx7gJWdEMy

[NPCliberator @NPCliberator]

@PhilipLee_ENAK Perpetual victim .. that’s the problem with the poor in general .

Yes there are who are unable to work . But it’s a very small percentage . The rest are just professional victims . These folks would be dead in the stone ages

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Do people that record themselves celebrating (or doing most things) realize how douchey it is, and is that just the sacrifice they accept? Respect to a real fan like @PaulVirzi who hasn't tweeted in three days; someone check on him.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

https://t.co/N30HwBO7Il

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Sicky lowtone voice means the wife getting serenaded with @ctdsband songs all morning.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

@TB_SportsGuru @Cryptoboyy_Aji Companies like @arco 100% of the time say 'We don't carry pennies' and always round in their favor, even staunchly against complaint.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Best fest day in years. Thank you @MKEMetalFest and goodbye.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Met Jamey Jasta of @hatebreed, one of three bands from ~24 years ago I credit as influence to most the music I love.
@MKEMetalFest

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

@knucklexdragger Dude there's a kid not much older than that at my local grocery store who's edge, and we've become buddies sharing bands, potential shows, and he even bought a shirt off my Depop without even telling me because he didn't want me to feel compelled to discount. They really are.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

This is the way.

[Nathan Covey @nathan_covey]

Officially 1 month since I switched to a flip phone.

- Everyone is more severely addicted to their smartphones than I thought. Once you have a dumbphone, you'll frequently find yourself as the only person in the room not on their phone. It's not just teenagers, it's parents and adults of all ages. It's like everyone is stuck in a trance. 75+ year olds might be the only exception.

- All the objections I previously had for getting a dumbphone have turned out to be overblown and/or solvable. My iPhone addiction had fed my brain excuses to not do this earlier. If you really want to make the switch, you can.

- I've felt embarrassed to pull out my flip phone in public at times, for fear of being different or drawing too much attention to myself. But I have learned to just own up to it. Most people end up saying something like "Oh, I probably should do that too."

- I am using my brain more. Even though my flip phone has Waze, I find myself memorizing maps and roads. I'm more bored and get lost in my thoughts. I'm using paper and pen more. Increased desire for tangible things > digital things.

Overall, it has been a great experience and I plan on never going back.

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

@jackunheard The only pro sports fans left, for any league, are NPCs and degenerate gamblers

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

@knucklexdragger Wish I could like this twice.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

I don't even trust the person who doesn't automatically see this as the tour package of the year.

[Deafheaven @deafheavenband]

Pleased to join @mastodonmusic and @Alcestofficial this September in North America. Tickets on sale Friday.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

@MKEMetalFest The true metal one here.

[Nintendo BIGBOY™️ @knucklexdragger]

One thing I'ma always do is encourage people when I see their sobriety milestones. Proud of each and every one of you.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Worst, don't fall for the Acadia Perk novelty; literally used chai-flavored syrup with milk.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Chai of my @maine week by far: @bardcoffee, recommendation via @theMMPodcast.

[Christopher Jackson @Wartle]

Absolutely obsessed with acai bowls rn.