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@LCabonena I was born in that motherfucker. Left sometime in the late late 90's. Haven't been back in a minute but to hear your story I gotta say damn. My life there was reasonably solid but all these problems you laying out were definitely non existent in the roughly 10 years I was there.

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@kalliekriel @afriforum Looking through the comments here and lmao damn! South Africans hate hate each other holy shit.

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@BallerToy1327 Cyborg futanaris with gatlin penises?

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@trustmysauce Sucker Punch 2 (fight me)

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@Aurondarklord A year you said. Hell of a long time to wait. Be nice to seek the choke today.

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@MpiloKhumalo_ For criminals? Even thieves, I'll accept only head shots.

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@CityPowerJhb Le robetse. Le khaleile!!!! Le di fok shit!! Jele bleksem!

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@ZeussDgreat Friends if I can figure out how to monetise them. Money if I don't know how.

[Wasbestos @Wasbestos1]

@_Tshego___ SA forensics department is a few decades old and dilapidated. A few swabs from the scenes in either one of these murders should show us who did what. But we can't even lift a single fingerprint. Our government hates us so much they actually would hang us all if they could.

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@CityPowerJhb Exactly where'd you guys ditch you heads? And when? I understand Marshalltown town is no Rosebank or Sandton but there is TONS of commerce that goes through that district. But you'll rather piss on it for 8 days straight before you try to secure some semblance of stability Jerr

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@CityPowerJhb If you had a half working police/peacekeeping apparatus you'd KNOW what tools criminals use and develope counter strategies. It's completely fucked that you guys, who are sitting on unlimited funding, find yourselves behind the curve against some scruffy guy with bolt cutters.

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@CityPowerJhb A metro police station sits literally no more than 6 blocks away, and you're telling me the nearest substation to JMPD is the easiest to hit???? Nah dude I don't know what this South Africa shit is man authorities are all just slime rolling down the hill.

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@CityPowerJhb Nooo! Fuck nooooo!!! How?? Easily accessible? You put yourself right in the middle of it when you say that! How is our infrastructure that takes millions to restore and costs residents and businesses fucking billions remain 'easily accessible'??? What are we doing here?

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@DocksEcky What.. Casca?

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@Jbanklestankle1 Didn't one of you punch a kangaroo in the face that one time?

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@Ms_Logical I'm usually wearing cargos with six pockets on it, does me no harm to have a thing or two in my pocket.

But the amount of cigarette butts the city has had to deal with cos o me holy shit lol.

[Wasbestos @Wasbestos1]

@Scott__Cheggs Weren't Americans gonna mount Lazers on Shark foreheads to head off this threat? Think I read that somewhere I'm not worried.

[Wasbestos @Wasbestos1]

@sbu_sbuda90174 What should shock us is that, in true ANC fashion, he's gonna get a promotion. Fuck the salary, I care about the fact failure gets rewarded and success punished in South African politics.

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@_ShaunKeyz I'm against the death penalty, but I really do love seeing horrible people die, preferably if they suffer immensely for a while before death. I know I'm a walking contradiction.

Also, mob violence is the safest bet to see that happen, but what if they catch the wrong fellow?

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@KabeloJTladi Listen here, you little shit.

My team has taken enough knocks as it is without you posting this hilarious shit, you will stop right this instant.