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Is there a way to block bronny james notifications?

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Biden low key one of us calling himself an 8 handicap

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Hope y’all don’t mind if I enjoy my white boy summer

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@Darthvaderluvr @Blowman200 have anything to say about this

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Just got asked by a girl “What do you think the cut will be for the Masters?”. On the way to buy a ring right now.

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I’m curious if anyone is more down bad than me rn. I’m throwing up in a bathroom during my accounting mid term. Anyone?

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Rise and grind

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Shoukd not of gone to the airport in a E dog sweatshirt. These TSA fuckers are purposely making my life hell

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Vodka Dr Pepper is a top 3 mixed drink… if you disagree you have not tried it

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Nothing like coming back home and driving over the same buckhead pot holes that I’ve been running over for 15+ years

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There are way too many Cheetos in a bag of munchies . Especially the hot ones.

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@stith_henry Damn.

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I am drunk and hungover at the same time rn

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@Blowman200 Needed to be said

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What is the correct amount of meat to put on a fajita? I never get it right.

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Just realized life’s progression goes from playing where’s Waldo to playing Where is the clit

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What is this new snap chat thing where I see how long our streak is on the snap? I do not need to know how long I’ve had no rizz

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If school had badges like 2k I would undoubtedly have hall of fame write like a liberal to get an A

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[insert funny tweet that gets ton of likes so I can enjoy my day]

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How is it possible for 3 sororities to all sweep? To make it up to me, for all my confusion, sit on my face tonight.