Keith Tatters

[Keith Tatters @WashingtonMayor]

@qikipedia Nah mine finds the closest bramble bush or nettles to make my life even harder.

[Keith Tatters @WashingtonMayor]

@HelloFreshUK Your rump steaks are piss poor.
The one on the left is a cheap @AldiUK one. That is a rump steak.

[Keith Tatters @WashingtonMayor]

@monstroso I do however like Brian, I’ve never seen all of your T-shirts though, so I shouldn’t have said that.

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@markhottiger @Mathew_Hinder96 As I said in an earlier post, would have been a nice nod to Gosforth to have Green home and white away, rather than the basic blue.

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@theamelia___ Big Boy Spare Ribs.

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@Halcruttenden @TiceRichard I don’t care about any other country right now, take care of our own first. We are fucked as a nation and we are giving billions to others. That’s not what I’m working for, I want my children protected not theirs. Sorry if that offends you.

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@NCL_RedBulls No kit drop in Washington or Durham area. Well done Red Bulls, alienating a massive rugby area.

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@NCL_RedBulls @VX3apparel Why blue? Falcons black was a nod to NUFC. Could have gone Green and White for the hoops of Gosforth.

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@aintscarylarry Why do you guys always have Ghouls as your Presidents? Try someone in their 50’s or 60’s, but don’t shoot them ffs.

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#FijvEng @ITVRugby Can the commentator stop saying the game is being played in the North? Liverpool isn’t in the north ffs.

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#FijvEng Why the fuck is @EnglandRugby ‘Away’ kit purple and pink!!??

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@stephenjones9 It’s disgusting, Ireland didn’t want to travel too far, boo fucking hoo, precious cunts. Fiji’s stadium isn’t big enough, for who? There aren’t 60k England fans travelling to Fiji ffs.

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@haribaldijones Nope, from his own team no less

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@ITVRugby You’ve just talked over the Fiji national performance, shut the fuck up for once. #fijveng

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@WorldRugby These Tier 1 nations are pieces of shit. Fiji v @EnglandRugby being played in England and Japan v @IrishRugby being played in Australia because they don’t want to travel too much. #JPNvIRE #FIJvENG

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@andy_cov93 @boxpark What kind of sad cunt drinks dark fruits anyway? Should be banned for that alone.

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Looks like a lot of Monday holidays getting cancelled tomorrow thanks to this shite England team and a fantastic DR Congo Goalkeeper. #ENGDRC

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Why the fuck didn’t Rashford run up the wing there!? He stopped and passed back again. #ENGDRC

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Surely the players know that this shit Tuchel is telling them to do doesn’t work. Time to just go back to basics and play fucking football. The opposition can’t score if the ball is in their half. #ENGDRC