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Cracked and Leanin' - Parody

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Flipside of the atmosphere; ocean acidity has increased 30% since the Industrial Revolution. "Ocean Acidification" #climate #carboncycle.

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"The pre-industrial concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere was 280 parts per million (ppm). As of December 2016, 404.93 ppm."

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Today, the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is higher than at any time in the last 650,000 years. #climate

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Twitter seems to thinks I should follow Eminem. Doesn't it know I'm straight up east coast?! #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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From up here you people really do look like ants. Smug little two legged ants. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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Woah, Bob Barker AND Oprah are gone? #ThingsILearnedOnMandatoryBreak #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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It is the 24 hour anniversary... Never Forget (via reddit) http://t.co/qdxKQrb #earthquake #dcquake

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I would say my reaction was somewhere between Iris the Oragutan and the Prezwalski’s horses. http://t.co/0Seoxat #earthquake #dcquake

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I think the earthquake messed up some phone lines because I keep getting calls for some guy named Phil McRakin #dcquake Washington Monument

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Waiting for my exam to start. They're taking their sweet ti... Moooon Riiiver! #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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Sounds like I'm getting some time off. Time to get through all those Steve Wilkos Shows on my DVR. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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Don't worry ladies, I might be cracked but I'm still 555 feet of rock hard love. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument Crack

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Where is that anti-aging facial groupon when you need it? #earthquake #dcquake

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I guess I'm not black. :( http://t.co/Z0iay4c #earthquake #dcquake

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Anyone up for a drink? http://t.co/VC2UQ1G #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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Enough about me, I want to know which way Brett Favre is leaning. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

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I'm a little worried 'cause you know, crack kills. I always thought that just applied to plumbers though. #earthquake Washington Monument

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Come on baby, don't take all this "closed indefinitely" talk so seriously. Let's just call it "taking a break" from each other. #earthquake

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I'm available for interviews. One rule: no close ups. RT @todayshow @nbcwashington Cracks Discovered in Washington Monument #earthquake

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Looks like they found cracks in me. That's cracks, with an "s"... I'm looking at you Charlie Sheen. #dcquake Washington Monument