Warwick Rasmussen

News director for @NZStuff. ‘I do occasionally experiment with editing.’

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

I have never tweeted something worth pinning. Unless...

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@henrycooke Welcome back (when you're back)!

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@Ceruti Let’s wait three years and see where this guy is by then: https://t.co/KNa1FnG3sG

[Tyler Parker @tylrparkr]

Kawhi

[gaut @0xgaut]

incredible commitment to the bit

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

🍿🍿🍿#LukA #LAkers

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Woj is sleeping right now and living right.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@PouTepou If the Chargers stopped giving themselves self-inflicted wounds they’d have a chance. Squandered opportunities in the first half. Texans aren’t great, just playing harder.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

Not surprising at all that Hadlee is making the Southee farewell a #statchat... and I'm here for it!

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

I don’t watch a lot of NBL, but is the music always BLASTING during gameplay like this? Peak DJ A-Hole. It’s almost unwatchable/unlistenable.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

Look, it’s just a coincidence between duopoly rivals, sent a few minutes apart, OK?

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

I’d avoid any Lower Hutt to Wellington trips for a bit. We were going the other way and traffic was backed up from Ngauranga to the Dowse interchange.

[NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi - Wellington @nztawgtn]

UPDATE 12:10PM
Traffic continues to build quickly causing DELAYS of up to 30 minutes as the left lane remains BLOCKED. ^EH

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

Apropos of nothing, my mind just realised that tennis' former big four (Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray) all came from countries starting with 'S'. That's it, only invest in 'S' countries. Slovenia, Samoa, Senegal, you're all next!

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@Naly_D My son says the have ‘koosh ball’ competitions at his school. Must be a highlight as he’s mentioned it a few times!

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@martindevlinnz @BLACKCAPS Easily! Especially given no team has ever beat India 3-0 in a home series. Amazing stuff.

[Warwick Rasmussen @WasRasMus]

@boxcarfred How many of the 15 post-match awards do you think he’ll get? Best smile? Best argument with an umpire?