Hal Wasserman

Progressive, atheist, writer

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@nandorvila Do you remember the scene where poor Wilfred Brimley has been locked in a storage closet or something and he tells someone he's all right but behind him you can clearly see a noose hanging from the ceiling?

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@MsPackyetti @tamisawyer What's this "oh hunny" business? Does this Oliver person think there is something funny about all this?

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@jeffspolitics The sassy hand gestures are really obnoxious. Her religion is irrelevant, altho she seems to think it grants her some kind of special status. Don't know what she means by "common law," and she likely doesn't either.

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@JosephNSanberg @ninaturner @PressSec There was a primary you know. No one forced any of you to choose Biden. What a shameful day that was.

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@804_local Do you know, I meant to get up at 8 o'clock this morning, but the damn parliamentarian held me down in the bed and would not let me get up until almost 9:30. I have been unemployed for two years now, and could have looked for work, but the parliamentarian talked me out of it.

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@PadmaLakshmi @BenjaminPDixon White men on horseback whipping people of color? What century is this? Meanwhile in Pennsylvania they banned a Rosa Parks book from being taught in school. If you are not ashamed of these things you must be made of stone (or worse).

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@Super70sSports Dale Murphy.

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@tamisawyer @BenjaminPDixon There needs to be an examination of what kinds of people take jobs with Border Patrol as well as law enforcement. It should not be difficult to weed out hate-filled, ignorant and violence-prone individuals. It's obvious this is the exact kind of people who want those jobs.

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@nandorvila Well naturally you are pulling our legs about cigarettes being cool and thank God so many people have come to their senses about this malignant habit. Still even now in the 21st century in most dramas you see a stressed out character will seek relief thru nicotine.

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@cottoncandaddy It is not a pimple. It is your third eye, or pineal gland. If all goes well with it you should be able to communicate with creatures from another dimension.

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@awgaffney Much needed? It amazes me that anyone was taken in by all that water nonsense. Were any of you drinking eight glasses of water a day? We're a nation of fools.

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@nandorvila With submission sir I think watching Malignant was the mistake.

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@IlhanMN @KyleKulinski Sorry is not enough. How droll it would be if I were pulled over for speeding or drove drunk and I told the officer I was sorry and he said, "I am deeply moved by your apology. We will not be charging you with anything today. You may go."

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@KimMangone I am vaxxed but with Pfizer and I hear a booster for Pfizer is not recommended.

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@disco_socialist We're a nation of immigrants. You want American cuisine go find a Native American cookbook. Otherwise, help yourself to the melting pot. Anyway Italian food is so popular here it might as well be American. I have never loved a person as much as I love spaghetti and meatballs.

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@RexChapman News actor. We can all pretend to get mad and act tough sitting there in a studio. But who is this red-faced imbecile? Some third rate O'Reilly who himself was third rate. No one's going to come on his show and badmouth Trump? What a load of bs.

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@MollyJongFast Just think. Before social media we did not have this kind of access to the intimate experiences of pop stars and their cousins. How did we manage?

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@bennnnst @gaywonk I wish I had your problems.

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@Rschooley We don't have a society anymore. That woman thinks she is alone there.

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@BovadaOfficial This is obviously Bruce Dern.