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[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[Dee🖤💛❤💚 @SaintsSoulja]

They killed that boy....and lied without even flinching.

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[ny @hisprivatestory]

You can’t miss 5 minutes on this app everybody vague asffff

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

So, celibate?

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

How it feels being on twitter

[C @virgohives]

Remember that lady was selling that mysterious pink sauce and couldn’t explain what was in it or what it tasted like

[MadamAdam @browndwarf6]

why they use one shark as a headrest

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

Ngl that Natalie Nunn song be hittin. I really be doing what I want, so I feel her.

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[satan @rotthinsatan]

I saw a lady saying "I'm skinnier than you" to her daughter at the grocery store and I just blurted "no you're not" 💀 then her daughter gave me the biggest smile while the lady just stared at me like dead serious, after that I just turned around and left the store

[NVCER @333pxe333]

j'ai pris un paiement refusé à la boulangerie elle a remis mon beignet dans la vitrine

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[- @alani419]

dear lord, $1m

[Solace 🏳️‍⚧️ @solaceinthesnow]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MUSTARD

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

I wish they hated Black people
enough to leave us alone.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I’ve used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me.

[ebbi dolezal🤎 @_aureliamoon]

Hey so don’t ever make this again.