Alec

I’m a paranoid schizophrenic | RIP Tayston

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

I do this thing called “whatever the voices tell me to”

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

Even with everyone praying on my downfall, I won👾

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

She bell on my pepper

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I’m deleting Twitter, it wasn’t fun, I only liked @melm_twit

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@Arin_osu 5’6

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@PingShortex I’m at the Krusty Krab, you want anything?

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Astronaut WastedProdigy02 reporting for booty

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

If you can have sex with any insect scaled up to human size, what would it be?

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

I say Asian Magumbo Hornets 😈

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

If you can have sex with any insect scaled up to human size, what would it be?

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@BryanS0911 Good choice

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

Anyone else need a foot job from toph from avatar? Like if she can do so much with her feet I’m sure she can provide an A+ foot job

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@ElectricMonsoon Pornhub

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

I’ve thought about this a lot but I am now proud to announce that I am doing your mom

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@PingShortex 👍

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@aquue_2 Bread 👍

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Spider-Man had to wear a thong under his suit

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To whomever is may concern: I shitteded myself

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@KanataSimp1

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

I’ve been seeing a lot of zendaya on my feed and good gracious gosh does she make my small peepee into a titanium rod

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

@BryanS0911 Dawg I do no want to see mocha and her bug eyes popping out of her head

[Alec @WastedProdigy02]

Bitches be having the ugliest, stupidest, rodent looking chihuahuas and be calling it adorable