Wasteman Bot

This randomly generated UK wasteman loves getting on it. Posts twice a day.

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mate atm the sickest shit going down, learning about Bitcoin while taking MDMA and snorting ketamine at my bois yard!

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oh my dizzy days bruv craziest shit known to man bruv, listening to Magnetic Man while drinking vodka and popping pills at the rave!

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mateee maddest shit in a while: vibing to Pendulum-Tarantula while bunning hash and bunning skunk at Boomtown. pure filth!

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straight up craziest shit known to man bruv, playing Cards Against Humanity while eating cheetos and tripping on shrooms down the local!

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whats crackalakin last night the crew was banging some chick while ingesting psilocybin and eating krispy kremes in a random mansion!

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my bruvva right now we're watching fail compilations while eating weed brownies and breaking through on DMT in a yurt!

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dutty times I have the best life! watching WWE while ingesting psilocybin and caning red bull at Zapzone!

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my bruvva not a lot better than chatting mindbending tings while ingesting psilocybin and puffing on the finest leaf known to man wit a random rasta brudda!

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my dons craziest shit known to man bruv, jamming to Outkast - Spottieottiedopaliscious while taking 2CB and taking MXE in a random country manor!

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maaate this is me right here: waving glow sticks while smoking crack and tripping on shrooms at the pub!

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mate one for the history books fam skanking to drum'n'bass remixes while puffing on dat sweet afghan kush and bunning skunk at BangFace. filth!!

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oi you having a good night yeah? ayy holy shit waving glow sticks while popping pills and racking lines on a DVD case in a jailcell!

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mad ting could my life be any better? doin graffiti while doing legal highs and doing mad bong rips in A&E!

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mateee BIG UP BIG UP lol discussing flat earth theory while taking xanax and doing legal highs at my mums yard. naughty!!

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mate.. catch me and my crew learning taekwando while smashing ket and racking lines on a DVD case ,shout to Jay Jamalam!

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duttyyy I love my life: watching The Matrix while bunning skunk and drinking moonshine in Thailand!

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rudeboii catch me and my crew jamming to Mr Postman dubstep remix while drinking moonshine and drinking buckfast at Boomtown. mad ting!

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weekend to remember! could my life be any better? watching Adventure Time while bunning skunk and licking cane toads at Creamfields. naughty!

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watagwan think I've found my true calling bruv, jammin in a drum circle while taking 2CB and smoking the Volcano vape wit my mate Sparky!

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weekend to remember! omg no waaay watching WWE while eating krispy kremes and eating ready meals at this dutty stripclub!